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4/7/2016 2:40:56 AM
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What is the Perfect Bomb Joke to Tell in an Airport?
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*Waking through metal detectors* Guy who works there- "Got any explosives on you?" Me- "Just this bomb áss püssy!"
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7 Replies[b] [/b]
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2 Repliesme: Do you hear a water leak? person: uh...no? me: oh wait that would just be the count down on the bomb, silly me!
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My name is Jafar I com from afar There's a bomb in my car Alahu Akbar
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Edited by RedAlertSteve: 4/8/2016 8:22:07 PMIt's A TR..... I mean BOMB!!
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4 RepliesCarry lots of large bags and right as you walk past some guards say "Remember, no Russian."
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"Remember, no Russian" says to friend as they walk past a TSA guard
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Allhail snackbar!!
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'Shit, forgot the bomb'. 'Oh wait, never mind'
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1 ReplyThe one you don't tell at all. TSA doesn't take those lightly and you'll only be slowing down an already tedious process for you and the people around you.
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2 RepliesTargeting Red Chinese...
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2 RepliesSeriously guys stop. 9/11 jokes are just [b]PLANE[/b] wrong
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Simple, play csgo on the plane with the volume up
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"Hi jack!"
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When they do a random security check say "do you want to see my "shampoo""?
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Are you ready for a miracle?
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What's osamas favorite sports team? [spoiler]New York Jets[/spoiler] ~Thegreatskechers
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Yell: Our plane is at gate C4!
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Scream [b]I HAVE A BUNCH OF LIP BALM[/b]
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Defuse mines yesssssss??
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1 ReplyAllahu Akbar.
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Cyka blyat
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Edited by Murph Tha Smurf: 4/8/2016 2:12:25 PMYell out your Saudi Arabian friend's full name
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Don't even need to bring up bombs. All you gotta say is "No Russian."
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7 RepliesPlay CSGO without headphones.
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Make bad bomb joke. Spurt out the classic "I'm going to go kill myself now."
