Alright, tell me your stories.
If I get around 20 comments I'll share mine
[spoiler]tbh in bored and ran out of shit to post. [/spoiler]
Alright, here it is.
So my crush and I are in the same home room, and it's right before schools out. She's wearing one of those really baggy v-neck shirts. So she goes to bend over and pick something up, and I see a good amount of her upper chest. So luckily I was right next a table, and when my spire rose, it was hidden by the table. (God, that table arrangement saved my life that day)
Edit 2: I'll share another one at 50 if I can remember one
Edit 3: alright. Just had another today
So I'm in the school play, well so is my crush. So the big finale is a slow dance and I end up dancing with her. So we are dancing and some other girl cuts in. So while I'm dancing with the other girl (who I think may have a crush on me) is basically pressed right up against me. Instant boner. Then, we practice the finale again, and I end up dancing with my crush again, and when I spin her my hand accidentally touches her butt. And instant boner. So I'm desperately trying not to turn red and my hand starts trembling. So then while i was in the bathroom my crush was taking to my friend about my hand trembling. He tells me, and I'm like, "crap, my hand is havin a freakin dance party. So I spend the rest of practice getting my hand to sit still. Then the finale comes along. I dance with her, and get a boner. Good thing I was wearing khakis, which weighed it down. Had THREE close calls. Ended up dancing with my crush like 3 times and the other girl 2 times. So actually make it FIVE close calls.
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Edited by Pyrohydrant: 4/6/2016 3:13:00 PMWhen a octopus tentacle fell onto my lap... Details below [spoiler]My dick just went bong! and it began to shake very intensely..[/spoiler] Wtf is wrong with me?
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So I saw my cousin you see.
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Giving a speech at my grandpas funeral
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