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3/16/2016 8:53:00 PM
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Create the worst superpower of all time.
The power to turn invisible...
[spoiler]But only when no one is looking at you.[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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Able to fly [spoiler]only north [/spoiler]
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Every time u smile u jizz [spoiler]load is 20 oz[/spoiler]your pants doesn't matter if your guy or gal
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4 RepliesWalking 0.1% faster
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7 RepliesYou can be completely invisible as long as no one is watching you.
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The power to attract women [spoiler]But only the fat, ugly white trash kind[/spoiler] https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CL_9EIzUsAAPhpU.jpg
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47 RepliesNight vision ALL DAY
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3 RepliesYou can grow to 20 times a normal person's size. [spoiler]But you have the same strength as a normal person.[/spoiler]
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The power to remove all hair from your body at will, but it has to be all hair, and you must grow it back naturally
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7 RepliesTo fly five inches of the ground at a speed slower than walking speed
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1 ReplyThe power to see through walls but only when your eyes are shut. You also cannot see through your eyes
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The power to shit the smallest shit
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The ability to squeeze out turds from all your pores, simultaneously. [spoiler]when excited![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Parazrael: 3/19/2016 3:47:13 AMThe power to store a large number of cacti in one's ass.
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The ability to smell Scratch n' Sniff stickers WITHOUT having to scratch them.
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1 ReplyThe power to recite the name of each player on each WNBA team flawlessly
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You have the super power that takes away the super power of others. But, seeing how you're the only person with a super power, you can only take away your own.
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Immortality
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1 ReplyThe ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound! [spoiler]no immunity to fall damage[/spoiler] The ability to run faster than a speeding bullet! [spoiler]no breaks[/spoiler] Heat vision! [spoiler]burns your eyes to ash[/spoiler] Bullet proof! [spoiler]Everyone has knives[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesBlood bending... [spoiler]wait a minute[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhen you fart, whatever is touching your ass explodes.
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The power of flight but only works in a plane
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1 ReplyThe ability to weld dead dogs to people's faces. [spoiler]That's actually the power of a superhero. Seriously, look up "Dogwelder."[/spoiler]
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You will never die, even if your body parts are cut off, you always feel pain, and you still age.
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Can understand all langugages All words in a sentence are said are in a different language
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Can never lie.
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The ability to eat a taco when eating a taco
