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3/16/2016 8:53:00 PM
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Create the worst superpower of all time.
The power to turn invisible...
[spoiler]But only when no one is looking at you.[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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Your mind gains the ability to bend the will of others at the expense of your ability to communicate with others conventionally.
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9 RepliesThe power to impregnate/ get pregnant everytime you have sex.
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The ability to shit bricks
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4 RepliesThe power to teleport. [spoiler]but you can't control where and it happens every time you sneeze.[/spoiler] The ability to explode and regenerate spontaneously. [spoiler]But your bones turn into shrapnel when it happens, and its unpredictable.[/spoiler]
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Be the smartest person alive.[spoiler]but only when asleep[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBe able to see every color except only when you're asleep.
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4 RepliesThe ability to create and control fire.... [quote]But only when it's raining.[/quote]
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Edited by Promethean241: 3/23/2016 6:53:52 PMGo on Disney.com, but without your parents permission
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A unlimited fresh beer source (from your dick)
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aids mega aids
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The ability to fart at will...
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The power to get rid of your power but you get rid of 50 years of your life if you do it
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11 RepliesEdited by Superpug: 3/24/2016 2:36:51 AMYou can move at blinding speeds. Your blind. Morph into anything. Can't morph back. Gain super strength. Weakness is metal. Can breathe underwater. Suffocate on land. Can freeze time. Everyone sees what you're doing whilst time is stopped. Regeneration. Only works if minor wound. Flight. Can only fly during thunderstorms. Can talk to animals. Animals are always rude and talk about you behind your back. I'm out of ideas ATM. [b]EDIT:[/b] got some more ideas. Can create fire. Only underwater. Can burst into flames. Not flame proof. Can conjure electricity. Only when in water. Out of ideas again. [b]EDIT #2:[/b]Got some more. You can read minds. The person knows you're doing it. You gain super intelligence. Everyone thinks you're stupid snd treats you as such. Can browse the Internet with your mind. Anyone can see your search history. Ability to control your dreams and be in other people's. You could remain in this state for years, unaware of time passing. I'm dry again.
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[spoiler]The USSR[/spoiler] [spoiler]Oh wait someone already made that one[/spoiler]
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Every time you close your eyes time starts to flow exponentially fast but you and your body only feel it how it normally would and you still age the same rate.
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Being Superman
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The power to take away others powers [spoiler]but you have dry eyes [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesThe ability to turn into OP
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Edited by RaTtAtAtTaTt: 3/23/2016 12:23:51 AMI fart when I puke and I puke when I fart
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1 ReplyWhenever you speak you just start projectile shitting uncontrollably.
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1 ReplyYou can kill anyone you want but you get poison ivy up you're anus everytime you kill someone
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1 ReplyCompletely indestructible skin, [spoiler]but it doesn't grow or move with the rest of your body[/spoiler]
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The power to do nothing, not even think!
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The power to turn into a 3 inch turtle. [spoiler]but you can't turn back.[/spoiler] ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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The strength of one man plus a baby
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Edited by Jac: 3/22/2016 11:33:24 PMThe ability to be the worlds greatest driver in everyway but only in flat open spaces
