A few days ago, I created a forum post titled, "The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide". People seed to enjoy it and had a good time sharing their experiences. So now, I present to you "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Next will be the Iron Banner specific guide!
And let's be honest, most of us have done these things at some point.
(Some of these may lean towards the King's Fall Raid)
1) The Time Looper - this is the person that can't seem to stop making the same mistake
2) The George Lopez - the guy who proclaims, "I got this!" and proceeds to show you how much he does not got it
3) The War Veteran - this is the guy that will tell you how he used to do the raid by himself the entire time
4) The Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger - the one that says the infamous line, "I'll be back", and never returns
5) The "Has Never Finished A Puzzle" - the guy that can't remember that jumping into the chasm was not the best idea during a jumping puzzle
6) The Clutz - that guy that accidentally kills himself
7) The Troll - the guy that purposely kills himself
8) The Hoarder - the guy that is not necessarily a bad teammate so much as he irritates you by getting all of the gear you wanted but never got
9) The Hoarder (Jerk Version) - the hoarder that gets everything and proceeds to dismantle the gear that you wanted in front of you after saying how much he was sick of getting it
10) The Dictator - the guy that demands everyone do everything his way
Got any others? Leave them in the comments!
Be sure to add videos if you have them!
Here is a link to the pvp list:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194078640/0/0
The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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4 RepliesEdited by cellar dweller: 3/3/2016 12:39:15 PMthe neglected child : the hunter who races after golgoroth as fast as he can through the maze with the sword and skips the chest just to say he likes being the first to the door and is the fastest at it even though a warlock or titan can just jump from the disappearing platforms outside the chest room across to the wall spike without even using the sword
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I can admit I'm a dictator when I play. But I finish my raids in a timely and orderly fashion.
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Played in a hard raid last night with challenge mode completed with 2 wipes. One on the first damage wave of golgoroth due to people not being on the same page and one at sisters due to a guy not paying attention. 60 minute run where no one was bossing anyone else around, everyone was laughing yet serious enough to do their part. Minimal strategy was even discussed. This is what this community should strive for.
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4 RepliesGrimoire<4500
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11 RepliesEdited by Stank-n-Dank: 3/3/2016 5:11:06 AMThe Possum - An aggressive player who laughs at death. The word "clutch" is often heard alot when he is one of the last players alive... However, when faced with the relic, this person becomes frozen in time and not a word comes out of their mouth, causing the fireteam to wipe. The Quesadilla - Cheese is the only thing on his mind. The Oreo - A young, white male (typically with a Southern accent) who can't open his mouth without saying "nig*a." This person is also known to constantly yell into the mic, and let you know how many times he "shot that nig*a in the face!" Although this doesn't directly affect his performance, the rest of the team suffers.
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Edited by --KNIGHT--: 3/3/2016 2:51:57 PMThe slacker- gets no kills in the raid. The whiner- an annoying 12 year old voice that speaks all the time. The schizophrenic - gets so freaked out that he's losing health he ends up dying all of the time
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The Social Anxiety guy: Doesn't communicate.. doesn't let you know if they took gaze.. if they have relic.. what time their gaze is on.. if they killed their knight.
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4 RepliesLol this is awesome. Link to the pvp version please, I'm on my phone.
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1 ReplyThe squeaker - randomly disappears multiple times without saying anything during the raid because his mom needs him to do something. Always has to go eat dinner at some point during the raid and expects everyone to fine with him being AFK for a half hour.
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The "smart" kid: the kid who says he knows a better way of doing a raid and does nothing but makes you wipe several thousand times. doesn't stop doing it even if you say stop. Says it's your fault it didn't work when you go with what he says Kick level: make an internet battering ram and jam it up his character's arse.
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1 ReplyEdited by Kwanggol_Fighter: 3/3/2016 2:11:35 PMRambo!!! Silent but doing everything right!! And say i got this!! And over kill everyone haha thats me. Chris tucker- talk to much!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORD COME OUT ON MY MOUTH talk to fast. that i don't understand.
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I've come across 1, 9 (quite a bit) and #10. Another one to include are ones that are impatient, I get a lot of those in LFG. I ask for a chill group, I get at least one guy that is wondering why we are not done yet or why something is taking so long. Worse yet, he's usually the one with the least number of kills or dies in the most laziest way.
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2 RepliesThe morher-blam!-er- joins, grabs cp and leaves
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I tend to be a Hoarder with an occasional George Lopez moment.
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4 RepliesEd Sheeran - plays guitar instead of listening to instructions
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1 Replythat noob from 2 days ago: comes into the raid using a 312 non adept auto rifle from trials and the truth rocket launcher while wearing the flawless emblem from the one time he got carried to the lighthouse
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the dystonia stanky leg cheerleader from youtube : the team that can only run golgoroth completely backwards using the even numbered people on left and odds on right and dropping R1 first
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the quiet type : the guy who runs relic but doesnt tell you until hes already got the brand and is in center with the ad control asking why people are dying on the plates
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the center or repention : the kid on ad control at oryx who complains he keeps getting killed by the tomb ship and can never see the 4th night but continues to argue and insist how its better to do it from bottom mid instead of up on the sisters platform where you can not only easily see and shoot every ogre, knight, acolyte eye, stagger oryx, and kill the vessel, but also dont have to worry about a single ad, just jumping up to the platform after the runner has the relic.
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Anyone that advertises themselves as 'chill' or is anti-try-hard
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Do trials next
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I can't wait to read this thread properly!!
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Edited by cellar dweller: 3/3/2016 12:27:22 PMthe one night stand : the guy who rage quits the raid immediately after saying how easy the raid is but dies at totems while complaining it's stupid to use the touch of malice the entire raid until sisters. meanwhile he's using a hand cannon and you have 5 times more kills than him and haven't died once
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5 RepliesThe i'm mlg i brought touch of malice guy. yes this happened the other night, someone asked me to join, we were getting murdered, so i said wait and checked everyones gear. One dude who kept dieing had the touch of malice equipped, i explained the downside of it, asked him had he anything else, the next best weapon he had was at 170, how?????? is that possible.
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13 RepliesThe fake: he has all challenges complete and hard mode, yet he can't get pass warpriest without spindle or malice
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2 RepliesEdited by Sonks_92: 3/3/2016 11:29:02 AMThe Dementia Patient- the Warlock that dies trying to jump like a Titan (jumping puzzle) Lost in Translation - The guy who is clueless and needs step by step instruction (once was me at some point) and still doesn't understand. Kicked into touch - the guy kicked for not having the "right" gear for the raid. The Antagonist- The guy who pisses everyone off *Edit* Have to add this one... Chuck Norris - The pro who needs nerfing