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Edited by an engram full of bees:
1/31/2016 5:26:43 AM
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You're stuck in the Crota Raid. What do you do?
Got such awesome feedback on the Mars post, so I thought I'd make another one.
[b]Your ghost retardedly crashes your ship directly into the Hellmouth.[/b]
Upon your "arrival", a curious Thrall claws into your ship's reserves, eats all your ammunition, and then dies of lead poisoning.
Additionally, your ghost entered stasis after suffering from severe damages in the crash.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Edit: Guys. Your ghost is basically dead.
No ghost = No menu.
No menu = No returning to orbit :P
Even [i]after[/i] you finish the raid.
[spoiler]Duh duh duhhhhh![/spoiler]
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Use the almighty gjallarhorn to call in my steed, the all powerful patron saint of the tower, xylar, and happily fly off into the sunset
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Press the eject button on my ps4
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Use the shadows, get to the Deathsinger chamber, bend over and wait for Ir Yut to come.
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Kill myself.
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Wait for someone to invite me to party.. Poof gone.
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Start running the lamps, only to start forming the bridge the ogre start blasting you with his eye blast! Guardian down!
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Kill myself
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Turn off my PlayStation and do something fun.
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Solo crota, wait for end of mission for my exotic weapon.
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Use the thousands of LAN cords left over to repair the com system and my ghost.
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1 ReplyI would finish the raid,run back to my ship and call for help due to the comms not being destroyed. But if it was destroyed,I'd feed off of the endless thralls in the maze until some random fireteam finds me while doing the raid. Magic.
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1 ReplyEat the cheese in Crotas' End to survive. Make a hut out of dead bodies and materials.
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Play cards with crota, although he's a sore loser and usually smashes the table with his sword.
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Id fully embrace the darkness
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Suicide.
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Creep in the shadows and get a third eye
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I join Eris' fire team and die
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Punch [b][u]EVERYTHING[/u][/b]
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Shoot a giant laser out of my chest. [spoiler]Oh wait...[/spoiler]
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Do nothing [i]~Magic Conch Shell[/i]
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Pause and log out of destiny
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Call someone, they'll hopefully throw a rope down and i'll climb it up while throwing grenades at the thrall below me.
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Meditate until I've figured out how to pull off a long distance teleport. (Warlock)
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Feed off of what the thrall feed off of and become a Hive Warlock. Defeat Crota and take control of his armies and put them on the guardian's side.
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Solo crota again. Then take his place as a hive God. I'd make the hive act out my favorite scenes from movies such as dirty dancing and boys in the hood.
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Punch thrall until I'm full ammo. Solo raid. Steal ship after rekilling crota. Fly home. Just another day.
