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Edited by an engram full of bees:
1/31/2016 5:26:43 AM
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You're stuck in the Crota Raid. What do you do?
Got such awesome feedback on the Mars post, so I thought I'd make another one.
[b]Your ghost retardedly crashes your ship directly into the Hellmouth.[/b]
Upon your "arrival", a curious Thrall claws into your ship's reserves, eats all your ammunition, and then dies of lead poisoning.
Additionally, your ghost entered stasis after suffering from severe damages in the crash.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Edit: Guys. Your ghost is basically dead.
No ghost = No menu.
No menu = No returning to orbit :P
Even [i]after[/i] you finish the raid.
[spoiler]Duh duh duhhhhh![/spoiler]
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Edited by bren12310: 2/1/2016 2:37:29 AMI do what eris morn did Lol no I wouldn't, Id get my ass kicked
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Turn all the thrall into jerky and live out my days feeding off their tasty flesh as the Thrall King. Well... until Oryx comes and kills me... again....
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kill enemies for ammo, then make a home above where the first swordbearer comes out (because tbh there's a beautiful view) then, when a noob comes to steal a piece of Crota's soul, I can help him and leave
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You git gud skrub
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Edited by Ohhh54321: 2/1/2016 2:20:07 AMI would crouch and go invisible and scavenge what I can or pull out the old gjallarhorn and shoot a gigantic whole through all the walls
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Well if dont have my sword equipped i probably have my Red Death soo Swish Swish Stab
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Look for an ogre. Tame the ogre by feeding him something. Like carrots. Or thralls. Ride an ogre. Turn my ghosts audio on. Only the audio, he's dead but has a playlist. Cue music. Any music. Look for other ogres and tame those. Gather army. Look for Crota. FULL BLOWN WRESTLING MATCH. -[i]The guy with no house.[/i]
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[b]Punch everything[/b]
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Take my time and hope my clan jumps in randomly like they always do
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8 RepliesNo, god no, not again!!!! But I would claw my way out again...
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2 RepliesEdited by Oryx's Slimy Worm: 2/1/2016 1:05:59 AMSolo the raid Get new ship from end of raid Profit
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Solo it.
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Finish the Raid and wait and find out once and for all if you do actually receive an Exotic, if you stay in the raid 5 minutes after finishing it... [b]- RaZoR Out![/b]
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Go afk for a hour
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Edited by ok and 2: 2/1/2016 1:04:30 AMStroke the forge the crap out of every single one of them!
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Titan:Punch it.
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Find a way out [spoiler]Unless you have Darkdrinker though. Then you just wing it[/spoiler]
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whip out my icebreaker and start sniping ogres XD
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Shoulder charge shit
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6 RepliesEdited by Ashikon: 2/1/2016 1:05:49 AMLike a good neighbor State Farm is there Edit: It's not that funny, it's so old. And please stop bumping this my phone has died 2 times already...14% left ;-;
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Pile up Crota's, the Knights, Wizards and Thrall remains Active my Hammer of Sol Burn it until the smoke is thick enough to be seen from earth. Eat BBQ hive meat and survive…
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2 RepliesSolo crota and wait for the timer ... You know there's still a timer that boots you out of the raid .... That or afk
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2 RepliesKill crota and hope for a ship drop
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Pop a heavy synth and pull out my ghorn duh.
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2 RepliesUse my ships radio to call the Tower, and get Eris to do her teleport trick she learnt from Toland to get me the hell out of there!
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Jump off the edge of the map
