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Edited by an engram full of bees:
1/31/2016 5:26:43 AM
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You're stuck in the Crota Raid. What do you do?
Got such awesome feedback on the Mars post, so I thought I'd make another one.
[b]Your ghost retardedly crashes your ship directly into the Hellmouth.[/b]
Upon your "arrival", a curious Thrall claws into your ship's reserves, eats all your ammunition, and then dies of lead poisoning.
Additionally, your ghost entered stasis after suffering from severe damages in the crash.
[b]What do you do?[/b]
Edit: Guys. Your ghost is basically dead.
No ghost = No menu.
No menu = No returning to orbit :P
Even [i]after[/i] you finish the raid.
[spoiler]Duh duh duhhhhh![/spoiler]
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Build a cannon out of cursed thralls, of course. It's the only logical way out.
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Difficult to say the least... 1. Get your bearings 2. Pray that you remembered to be a bladedancer 3. Cry becuase you are GG 4. Plant tripmines around a temporary camp 5. Wake up and find dead knight with a weapon 6. Take weapon and decend 7. Also take armour 8. Reach the bridge and put on armour 9. Cross bridge by asking sword dude and take gatekeeper to a corner 10. Assassinate gatekeeper and take weapons and armour 11. Get to crotas chamber and wait for a 5 man raid team 12. Come to rescue and become legend 13. Game complete 14. Realise you could just unplug your Wi-Fi
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5 Replies1. Assess situation 2. Cry 3. Regain composure 4. Learn ways of the Darkness 5. Study up on the sword logic for a few hours 6. Jazzercise 7. Become first Dark Guardian 8. Beat Crota at his own game (create own throne world inside Crota's, trap him inside, profit) 9. Return to Tower on ship made put of Crota's chiton 10. Money 11. Bitches 12. Profit
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Put on oryx mask and spend the rest of life as a happy family and killing any new guardians who dare to show their faces.
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1 ReplyGet high off of Helium Filaments and enjoy the rest of your days.
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2 RepliesActivate my stormcaller, use it to actually call a storm so it rains and use the rising water to float out of the hellmouth majestically whilst also electrocuting the water to kill anything that comes after me. Then i would find a lunar colony and use a signal transmitter to call for rescue and return to the tower.
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Interesting premise Try to repair the ghost. Without it I cannot synthesize food or ammo. So i have 3 days without water before I die of dehydration. Doubtful the black liquid the hive thrive in would satisfy that.
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5 RepliesAs a Hunter, I would utilize my stealth abilities and Blinkstrike the hell out of everything until I could amass a small aresenal of Hive Boomer Cannons. Then I would take the fight to Crota. Gaining the sword from the sword bearer would be the final weapon I needed to rule the remaining Hive with an Iron fist! Much like Mara Sov, they would worship me as thier new king... no... as thier living God! Under my rule they would build great and astonishing monuments on the moon in my honor. A fortress so large it could be seen from the Tower on earth. Other guardians would trade stories about me and embark on epic quests to find clues about how I rose to power. I would leave torn journal pages all across the system just to screw with them! My armor would be made from all the warsats that keep falling to the moon. It would be light and flexible, yet strong and durable. The Vanguard would try to replicate it and give it to guardians that attempted to uncover my secrets. My new minions would build a signature weapon for thier new god. And I would mutilate them every time they brought me something that looked like barnacles grew on it. They would suffer greatly until they finally learned to engineer power and design... form and function. My new weapon would be a handcannon with lower impact but incredible range and high RoF. It would double fire (2 bullets per trigger pull) and would resemble a double barrelled, sawed off shotgun with a pistol grip. Critical hits would return the ammo to the magazine, Body shots would Slow the target temporarily. As the Hive God I would send thrall strike teams to raid Fallen camps on earth to steal thier whiskey. And Cabal bunkers on Mars to steal thier chefs. Those fat bastards must eat well and I demand the finest cuisine! I would bring about a new GoldenAge, and the universe would forever know my name and deeds.
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Edited by Whitchit: 2/1/2016 11:24:39 PMPull the Ethernet cord
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Order a pizza. Call Eris and her pickup some beer. Pizza beer & sex with a woman that moves quietly like death.
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2 RepliesI'm fairly sure that you could just do exactly what Eris Morn did. Except not go crazy.
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Learn the darkness and then fall in love. Kill her and lead the hive against the fallen. Rule the moon forever.
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1 ReplyDrink some red bull, fly outa there
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Use my Titan jump until I get to the top
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2 RepliesWait for Error Message Baboons to kick me to Orbit.
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Edited by Gemini: 2/1/2016 11:12:19 PMI would use my handy dandy iPhone 3575468 to call the tower "Hello? Is this Cayde- no, this is not the pizza guy- yes, tell whoever provides transport to send a ship to the Hellmouth. ... Fine, I'll bring pizza. ... K, thanks. ... Pepperoni and bacon, yes, I got it. ... See you then."
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Solo the raid with my fists because that is probably possible.
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2 RepliesNo body get mad at this but Find a damaged witch let her fall in love with me then show her my light and allow her to convince some hive to join the light then Oryx comes and kills her. I would then go to the dreadnaught and face him in an epic battle and get revenge.
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7 RepliesEdited by GHOST 9o5: 2/1/2016 10:21:08 PMPut my ghost into my pocket. Tear apart a Thrall. Use its bones to climb out of the Hellmouth.
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Wait to get kicked to orbit for inactivity.
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3 RepliesBefriend the hive and lead legions of them on a siege on the Tower to kill the Cryptarch
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Invent a new martial art and master it. I'm immortal after all, I'll be rescued or rediscovered eventually..
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Cheese my way out of this glitched Raid ;)
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1 ReplyGet naked. Roll around in the darkness. Run around and T-bag everything.
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Roast Croat
