I'm not trying to be a douchebag or anything but here's my story. I'm an atheist and my grandparents can't accept it even though I'm 18 and it's my choice. So this Christmas I head over to my grandmas house and she says "Open your gift, I'm sure you'll love it" and guess what it is?
[spoiler]A -blam!-ING BIBLE[/spoiler]
Yes she decides to spend 50 dollars on something she knows I won't touch in my entire life. I appreciate that she at least thinks of me but still it's demeaning that she's trying to convert me whenever she can.
Yes I know that I'm an atheist and I celebrate Christmas but I don't celebrate it for the birth of "Christ" but I only celebrate it for time with family. Also, I'm selling the bible and buying another gift for my father with my money since he actually respects my decision.
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 1/11/2016 1:51:18 AMDrops nuke on thread. Nukes are equal in hate. Just accept it.
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So much hate in this one
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I know the feeling. My "friend" (still thinks he is even though I've told him to fuсk off several times) is a super religious fuсkwit, and he's always telling me to "believe in god" and know that "christ died for my sins." I'm not saying there isn't a god/gods, but stop forcing it on people.
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4 RepliesEdited by Boris Guy: 1/4/2016 7:47:01 AM
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21 RepliesGo to africa See all the starving people See the warfare Exploiting Illigal mineing Now go into your house, sit down, realise how ungrateful you are. [spoiler]And deal with it.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYou're lucky. My grandmother gave me her vibrating cross for Christmas when I was younger.
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9 RepliesI got a rock. Can't resell my rock. Consider yourself lucky.
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42 RepliesTraitor
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28 RepliesUndertale is utter shite.
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Hrmmm... Buy her 'The Origin of Species' by Charles Darwin. It was one of the first texts about the theory of Evolution.
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At least be thankful.
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2 RepliesMy friend got me a bible once and I proceeded to throw it in his fireplace. That shit burnt so fast.
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2 RepliesHow dare you deny salvation! You blaspheming heretic! May you burn in the circles of hell!
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2 RepliesI got a "spiritual music soundtrack" that I'm pretty sure is full of christian country music. Will never open because do not like country and do not like christian music. Also do not own cd player.
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3 RepliesOh yeah? My mom got a literal piece of poop one Christmas cause she looked at her presents early
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1 ReplyI got four Minecraft shirts from my aunt [spoiler]whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGuess you can say that you got Rektrektr E E K K Trektrekt R R E E K K Rektrektre E K Trektrektr R E Ktrektrekt R R E T K K Tre R K E T K R Rektrektre E K T R E K
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2 RepliesHa dude that sucks.
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4 RepliesHey, at least you get some good fictional stories.
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1 ReplyYour granny just royally -blam!-ed you lol.
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Sell it. But also quit whining. Families always want us a certain way...theyre just choosing religions in yours. --from a Christian
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18 RepliesThat sucks. But my friend asked for an Xbox one. He "gets" it. Opens the box. GameCube and fallout 3 for Xbox 360. His family ensues in ridiculous amounts of laughter. And tells him to buy it on his own.
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22 RepliesI find this offensive.
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3 RepliesEdited by Jermyn8r: 1/1/2016 5:35:13 PMWhy does it seem like your scarred to read it?
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9 RepliesIf you're an Atheist why are you even celebrating Christmas? Your lucky you got anything.
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5 RepliesDon't sell it. Just burn it. That's all it's good for: kindling for a fire. Plus, you spare the next poor soul from reading it and getting converted into what is the biggest lie in the history of the world. Burn it.