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12/2/2015 11:12:49 PM
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This Is Why "No Kids"
Because usually with kids you end up getting this constant audio stream of consciousness. Here is an excerpt from a minute of starting off a Raid run with your average young human:
"hey, I only have 97 scout rifle rounds lef..oh my god guys, that centurion almost knocked me off. this run is going to be so OP. there's this kid at my school that told me we could find a chest in the left totem room, we should look. oh my god guys, these shields are never going to go down. hey, what is everyone's favorite primary to use? I really need some heavy amm...holy cow, that guy totally just super dunked the orb. do y'all ever wonder why the poison gas hurts you even though we have on space suits. hehe, that's so dumb. oh my god, that firefly explosion was awesome. does anyone know where moldering shards come from? YYEESSSSS! guys, I just got some heavy ammo. which sword do you think is the best? my cousin has all three of the swords and he told me that the void is the best, but I think that is because his middle school's colors are purple which means he should probably not like it because their football team totally sucks this year but I can't tell him that because then he would be mad at me and my mom would find out and..does anyone need to go invisible right now? My smoke grenade just recharged. I love to make other people go invisible..oh my god, what if we could have these in real life."
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Yes that's EVERY young destiny player great conclusion.
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It's reasonable. I understand people wanting to play with others around their age too but sometimes alot of adults are annoying.
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1 ReplyAs a veteran raider i get your point but tbh its not only kids 7/10 people is like that. Playing with players from all around the world i must say americans talk the most about irrelevant things like i broke up with my gf. I work here and sometimes i go there. I like to help humble people and usually just drops out if there is annoying people.
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2 RepliesEdited by keegster 152: 12/4/2015 9:51:58 PMThere is no way everyone who liked this post is above 18. Anything under 18 is a kid
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1 ReplyHow bout the kids that barely talk in teams
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5 RepliesI'm 14, I still classify as a kid, and on behalf of all of us kiddy-guardians, sorry. I understand kids like us can be abit erratic, rude, and annoying (We've all been there) but you've gotta cut them some slack. They're just kids who wanna have fun playing video games. I personally don't talk much in raids unless joking around or trying to boost morale, OR I'm confident we don't need to concentrate as much because we're just 2kewl4skewl. Than I'm joking, laughing, and talking along with friends. I will admit, still being a kid, I can get carried away on rare occasions, but like I said man, cut us some slack. We're still growing up and aren't smart enough to understand when to end the talking and get to work, so yeah. That's just my 2 cents on the subject.
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Nailed it!!!!
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-blam!- that shit I'm not playing with any -blam!-ing kids or squeakers they annoy the -blam!- out of me
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That was probably my stepson. I think I've heard most of those comments verbatim.
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4 RepliesI would rather hear this kid than the racist angry adults I have played with.
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Wow this is kinda hilarious:) its the kinda ramble i just tune out though
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OMG LMAO SO TRUE.
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Where DO moldering shards come from?
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I let my 11 year old run my trails for me ( I'm over trails did y1) he is good, really good. He went flawless last week and averages 10-13 kills a full game. But I tell him don't yell, listen to ur team, only make a call out if it's important. And ALWAYS say thank you at the end of ur card to ur team.
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As an adolescent myself, I will admit that I can be annoying or off-track at times. However, I do take this game somewhat seriously most of the time, and would enjoy to play with older people. but if their LFG post says "Adults Only!" or "No Kids!" I'll respect that and let them find other players to do a raid with.
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To be fair, while I have had a similar experience, I've also raided with a kid (Crita's end, not Kingsfall), and he was pretty chill. He still was a little noisy at times (most kids seem to be), but for the most part Id say he was more chill than some adults I've played with.
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That was funny.
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To be fair, I've grouped with a few teens and adults like this lol
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Edited by CozmicClockwork: 12/4/2015 3:33:55 AMBLEACH! GET YOUR NICE LIFE ENDING BLEACH HERE! (Just reading these words made some of my brain cells die)
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I hate you for that....I just read that whole thing at top speed and volume, unable to stop myself, just like a tweaker squeeker....my head hurts. Please, never again?
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Ahaha every scenario in this is true
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2 Repliesthis was my raid last night. went on and on about eating his grandmas popcorn and how his mom doesn't' need to work anymore. ended up booting him
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[quote]Because usually with kids you end up getting this constant audio stream of consciousness. Here is an excerpt from a minute of starting off a Raid run with your average young human: "hey, I only have 97 scout rifle rounds lef..oh my god guys, that centurion almost knocked me off. this run is going to be so OP. there's this kid at my school that told me we could find a chest in the left totem room, we should look. oh my god guys, these shields are never going to go down. hey, what is everyone's favorite primary to use? I really need some heavy amm...holy cow, that guy totally just super dunked the orb. do y'all ever wonder why the poison gas hurts you even though we have on space suits. hehe, that's so dumb. oh my god, that firefly explosion was awesome. does anyone know where moldering shards come from? YYEESSSSS! guys, I just got some heavy ammo. which sword do you think is the best? my cousin has all three of the swords and he told me that the void is the best, but I think that is because his middle school's colors are purple which means he should probably not like it because their football team totally sucks this year but I can't tell him that because then he would be mad at me and my mom would find out and..does anyone need to go invisible right now? My smoke grenade just recharged. I love to make other people go invisible..oh my god, what if we could have these in real life."[/quote] Holy sh!t I think I know that kid!!! Hahaha
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Too funny! Squeakers are too much.
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Oh damn! Man you nailed it. This is freakin' accurate. It's like a bunch of teenage girls.. yap yap yap...
