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Edited by shadowfire996:
11/11/2015 3:09:06 AM
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The most legit I "g2g" you ever received
I see so many people complaining about someone bailing on a raid with lame a$$ excuses.post here what is the best excuse you have ever been given or told
My tops are
1 Sorry my gf is standing here naked
2 my kitchen sink just exploded water is everywhere
3 my fish is drowning
4 guys never trust a fart
5 mom said so
6 just dropped a whole pizza
7 kid poops in the bath tub
8 not allowed to play with Canadians
9 mom has cornbread
10 the cops are making me give back this bike
11 walking your fish
12 uber dude bros nuff said
English
#Destiny
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3 RepliesI always just say "sorry brb" *leave it a few seconds* "NO SWIPER, NO SWIPING!" *leave party*
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This was my own, but I heard a loud bang outside only to see my husky barking at the water blasting out of the water spout that his leash had ripped out of the wall.
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I have done this one once before at Oryx Normal when people had no idea what to do after an hour of trying. "Hold on guys, the guy from the government is trying to get out of the basement, might be gone for a while."
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I heard "oh Jesus the warpriest is at my door. . . AND Golgoroth Even the deathsingers and ORYX holy shit crota wants to -blam!- me in the asshole HE'S BACK, ATHEON? IS . . . THAT YOU, WELL uhh I got to gah no stop Crota it hurts so bad and then he left the party and the whole fireteam cracked up for like 2 minutes and I think I almost died.
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1 ReplyMe: "Gotta go, my son just kicked my daughter in the face and knocked a tooth out".
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I have to go to the WNBA all star game, sorry guys.
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1 ReplyEdited by PartTimeRock: 11/3/2015 11:29:14 PM[url=http://example.com]featu.re/5EMWCWlink[/url] Friend told me it was his "jerk" time and came back 3 hours later
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G2g......my balls are not going to bash themselves with a hammer after all [spoiler]*picks up hammer and does the carlton*[/spoiler]
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My GF farted on my face
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I once had a red wasp land on me and try to crawl in my headset. Luckily no one heard cause we were switching from party to game chat. They did see my guardian start running in circles, though. I had dropped the controller upside down.
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"Hey guys, my wife's water just broke... I think I need to go.." "Yes, she is telling me I definitely need to go..."
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Back when I used to play rainbow six Vegas 2, the girl I was seeing at the time played as well. We were in a group with some friends and she msg me and says come down for a quickie. I said ugh guys I g2g, got to handle some adult business. Lol
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Told the squad I was about to -blam!-.
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"Gotta go guys...my dog is humping my door"
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Uh -blam!- there's an earthquake hitting again gtg
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2 RepliesNot allowed to play with Canadians? :(
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2 RepliesEdited by SB19: 11/2/2015 7:55:02 PMI was playing KF with some friends, almost kill warpriest, but as soon as he was at like .000001%, my kitten paw-boops my 360 and shuts it off...
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13 RepliesEdited by ShamWowEnthusiast: 11/2/2015 1:00:09 PM"I'm feeling like watching some good hentai right now, later guys."
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"My brother locked me out of my room and I'm playing only because I have a sliding glass door....let me go beat him." comes back three hours later and said "sorry my mom made cake" Also "I have to run to the post office, be back in an hour".......and this was when we just started our last game for flawless trials and we were without a mercy
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2 RepliesEdited by G_J_A_L: 11/2/2015 8:44:59 PMThis actually happened during a Kings Fall hard run. I'm guessing the guy got bored because we were at Golgoroth for quite a while because of silly mistakes. Just as we beat him you hear "what the -blam!-, a deer just crashed through my window with a panda, now a plane landed on the street, what is going on, my dog is flying, I've gotta go" then leaves, the party was in tears laughing.
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My go-to excuse: You're all fսcking idiots, and I could do this better than you en my sleep, even though I've only done it once before. Ugh.
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33 Replies"Oh shit! My fish is drowning!"
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"OH SHIT" *player has left your fireteam We still don't know what the hell happened
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Yesterday some guy said he had to go walk his goldfish
