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Edited by shadowfire996:
11/11/2015 3:09:06 AM
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The most legit I "g2g" you ever received
I see so many people complaining about someone bailing on a raid with lame a$$ excuses.post here what is the best excuse you have ever been given or told
My tops are
1 Sorry my gf is standing here naked
2 my kitchen sink just exploded water is everywhere
3 my fish is drowning
4 guys never trust a fart
5 mom said so
6 just dropped a whole pizza
7 kid poops in the bath tub
8 not allowed to play with Canadians
9 mom has cornbread
10 the cops are making me give back this bike
11 walking your fish
12 uber dude bros nuff said
English
#Destiny
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Edited by Maras Wrath: 11/11/2015 1:51:28 AMOMG STUPID CAT JUST KNOCKED MY WATER OVER. SPILLED ALL OVER MY... We never did figure out what it spilled all over. RIP
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2 RepliesMy brother died tomorrow I g2g
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My favorite one guys my pool's on fire I g2g Or "My goldfish is swimming upside down, I need to check on him"
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"I gotta go outside and look at the supermoon eclipse"
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"g2g have to dismantle mines, yes?
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Getting away from a horrible fire team Me: Later, I got to walk my fish. Friend: you don't have fish you have a dog. Me: oh yeah :/, I need to clean her tank and change the water to, later! Everyone: **silences** Leaves fire team, priceless
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"I've got to go take my pet duck on a walk"
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Edited by Derpish: 11/3/2015 9:20:51 PMThis legit happened to me: *On totems in a fresh run on NM* "Shit, my cat got behind the entertainment center again. If I get DC'ed, it was my cat. Wait up for me." *Group laughter* > Dude, are you serious? "I shit you not." > Lol okay then. *A few minutes later, we're all joking about my cat disconnecting me* "God damn it... CAT, NO-" *My cat fսcking unplugs the surge protector* "Fսck."
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"Hey guys, BRB, I have to put my chickens to bed." This is me at sunset every day...
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2 RepliesBest website ever click [url=Disney.com] here
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Edited by D34TH REAPER: 11/2/2015 8:56:47 PMThe one I use is "Sorry I gotta go water my cat"
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3 RepliesMy cat just scratched my balls.
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3 Replies*Leaves raid and party* *3 hours pass by and the guy gets back online* "Sorry, I dropped toast on my modem." How does that even happen?
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Sorry my internet disconnected. G2g.
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1 ReplyHere I will promote you to.. "Oops" accidentally kicked you.
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2 RepliesSorry, My neighbors wifi is turning off.
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"mud."
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1 ReplyEdited by mannyplay99: 11/11/2015 12:59:34 AMWe in the middle of a crota raid and all u here is this guy say babe what are u doing. Next thing another guy with a deep ass voice comes on and says "sry fellas he's gotta duck my D" then the guy gets logged off. Everyone was like 😐
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1 ReplyI just left the fire team one time and then went to leave the party but invited them all to my game. One of the guys said "how the -blam!- you gonna bail on us then invite us"
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Number 9 and 10 tho
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Is that a fire?
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Friend says gotta go play some black cops lll I was laughing to hard to realize he left
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When your wife gives you the sharp eyes😠
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During IB before TTK my son dropped a lamp on his head, blood and a screaming kid kinda make things hard, im sure all the guys I was playing with heard everything and got the picture that I had to abandon the PS4 controller lol. The kid was fine, a little cut to his forehead, head wounds bleed a copious ammount though
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3 RepliesMe: Guys I got to go. Dinner time. Other guy: Dom. You suck. Me:I suck you swallow. -Leave fireteam- [spoiler]I take no credit for this joke. I heard it from someone else. [/spoiler]
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My 1 year old cut herself really bad right during oryx I had to stepWay halfway through an oryx run .. My fireteam was totally chill about it.
