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yama tsukami
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(Did you miss me?) (Oh yeah) (What what MC Vagina's right back in this bitch) (2009 is the year that I recorded this song still not loving police still got love for the vaginal crease) (Player haters beware because...) Guns don't kill people... uh uh I kill people... with guns pow Guns don't kill people... uh uh I kill people... with guns Hey punk-ass gangsters what you lookin' at You think you can front with me you better watch your back Because I have a lot of guns and I can shoot them good I'm a menace from society a boy on the hood I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible I'm invisible like ...well I'm not really invisible I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones I'm dangerous (dangerous) like a fire in a nursing home Old people burning old people burning put your hands up Old people burning old people burning that's kind of messed up What, what you got a problem with this? Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist Because on top of guns I know karate and ninja stuff So if you come at me I'll trip you then I'll suck your nuts I... I mean you know punch your nuts Sucking them would be gay and I'm totally not gay I'm all about V A G I N A (what) Guns don't kill people... uh uh I kill people... with guns pow Guns don't kill people... uh uh I kill people... with guns If a guy messes with me I shoot him with my load All over his chest and face and down his throat Cause I don't give a -blam!- I'm crazy like Mel Gibson No wait that just makes me sound racist Listen, I buy a lot of expensive things because I have a lot of money You can't afford expensive things cause you don't have a lot of money Ha ha you want these things but you cannot afford them That means that you're not cool cause you're just a poor person Stupid poor people stupid poor people I have more money than you Stupid poor people stupid poor people You can't even afford food When I show'em my money They want to have sex with me And they always have orgasms Cause my penis is so big 25 inches long and 12 inches thick I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock, the Albert Einstein of dick I'm The Beatles of cumshots, the Mozart of huge balls The Ann Frank of erections... no that's inappropriate Everybody knows that my rhythms are really tight Like an extra-large condom on my penis that's right My lyrics are like the movie The Shawshank Redemption ...They're really good Guns don't kill people... uh uh I kill people... with guns Guns don't kill people... uh uh I kill people... with guns I've killed so many people that I don't even remember how many people I've killed But it's probably around... 7... thousand 2005 plus 4 pennies Representing the North side C to the ANADA, bitch Oh yeah, women are actually good for four things Cooking, cleaning, vaginas... and their sisters' vaginas
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[quote][url]http://news.xbox.com/2015/11/09/introducing-your-first-104-xbox-one-backward-compatibility-games/
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Need 1 fresh kings fall normal Light 298+ Gamertag same, msg for invite Ima destixle
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I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life My dad overhears me and calls me a -blam!- I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a -blam!- He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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1 Reply[quote]I have... ☑ Rekt ☑ Really Rekt ☑ Tyrannosaurus Rekt ☑ Cash4Rekt.com ☑ Grapes of Rekt ☑ Ship Rekt ☑ Rekt markes the spot ☑ Caught rekt handed ☑ The Rekt Side Story ☑ Singin' In The Rekt ☑ Painting The Roses Rekt ☑ Rekt Van Winkle ☑ Parks and Rekt ☑ Lord of the Rekts: The Reking of the King ☑ Star Trekt ☑ The Rekt Prince of Bel-Air ☑ A Game of Rekt ☑ Rektflix ☑ Rekt it like it's hot ☑ RektBox 360 ☑ The Rekt-men ☑ School Of Rekt ☑ I am Fire, I am Rekt ☑ Rekt and Roll ☑ Professor Rekt ☑ Catcher in the Rekt ☑ Rekt-22 ☑ Harry Potter: The Half-Rekt Prince ☑ Great Rektspectations ☑ Paper Scissors Rekt ☑ RektCraft ☑ Grand Rekt Auto V ☑ Call of Rekt: Modern Reking 2 ☑ Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Rekt ☑ Rekt It Ralph ☑ Left 4 Rekt ☑ www.rekkit.com ☑ Pokemon: Fire Rekt ☑ The Shawshank Rektemption ☑ The Rektfather ☑ The Rekt Knight ☑ Fiddler on the Rekt ☑ The Rekt Files ☑ The Good, the Bad, and The Rekt ☑ Forrekt Gump ☑ The Silence of the Rekts ☑ The Green Rekt ☑ Gladirekt ☑ Spirekted Away ☑ Terminator 2: Rektment Day ☑ The Rekt Knight Rises ☑ The Rekt King ☑ REKT-E ☑ Citizen Rekt ☑ Requiem for a Rekt ☑ REKT TO REKT ass to ass ☑ Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Rekt ☑ Braverekt ☑ Batrekt Begins ☑ 2001: A Rekt Odyssey ☑ The Wolf of Rekt Street ☑ Rekt's Labyrinth ☑ 12 Years a Rekt ☑ Gravirekt ☑ Finding Rekt ☑ The Arekters ☑ There Will Be Rekt ☑ Christopher Rektellston ☑ Hachi: A Rekt Tale ☑ The Rekt Ultimatum ☑ Shrekt ☑ Rektal Exam ☑ Rektium for a Dream ☑ www.Trekt.tv ☑ Erektile Dysfunction[/quote]
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And to all the destruction in men Well I see you as you take your pride My lioness your defenses seem wise I cannot press And detentions are demised, my lioness Can't you hurt it some, think I hurt it That seems a bit gay, but the last thing i replied to was the post asking for lyrics for people to guess I know gay is the wrong word to use, but I am tired and cannot think of the correct one. As for gay people being butt hurt, well, you should be used to it.
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Edited by Flat Chest Enthusiast: 11/10/2015 2:02:14 AMIk your kid dies because when he got taken away from you, you stay 60 more years in the cryo stasis thing. You said hit paste... [spoiler]FO4 spoilers [/spoiler]
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Edited by XxnatonxX: 11/10/2015 2:00:51 AM[quote]The worst part for me was putting that trash in my Xbox...[/quote] Don't put trash in your Xbox's kids.
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I'd probably comment something like 👌👏💦👀🔥🔥👀👏👌👌👀
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