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Edited by Echo-4:
10/23/2015 9:03:55 PM
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How come the Titan ain't got no Ahamkara dragon armor?
Why for that be?
Edit: Thanks for all the replies. This was just meant for fun but after reading a few of the comments I will definitely be reading the Grimore a lot more.
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#Destiny
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48 RepliesCause Warlocks be like "yo! Magic space lizard give me yo bones, I need accessories!" "Damn B you fly, hunters can't touch th@ swag" Then hunters were like "........." Then the Warlocks floofed around for a bit and hunters went and killed a few Ahamkara. Turnin into Mordecai and Rigby, yea heard? Playas goin "OOOOOOOOOOO" Warlocks got mad and stopped floofing about so they learned blink. Then the hunters were like "yo, let's jack their shit again" and learned it too. The titans were off punching shit though so when they got back the fad was pretty played out. I forget what grimoire card that's from but it's in the lore.
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1 Reply*Hunters and Warlocks finish killing all the Ahamkara* Warlock: "Hey I bet we could totally make some rad armour from their bones" Hunters: "Sounds good but we should probably dip it in some silver platting fi-..." Warlock: *Rams skull on head*
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3 RepliesWarlock: Hey, wanna help us take out this dragons? Titan: Can I punch it? Warlock:Never mind....
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2 RepliesBecause we're too busy defending something that'll never be attacked.
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They fuccbois
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1 ReplyBecause we dont need random body parts to make us awesome we just need big pieces of metal duck taped to us to make the bullets not hit
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The Warlock be like -blam!- dese magical dragon -blam!-s and wiped most-all out. Den one hunter got a baby ones spine because a warlock be like, bitch you can't beat one. And he be like -blam!- yeah I can. So he cheats and kills a young easy one. Still won the bet though ;)
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Aint got no... I'm done here.
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3 RepliesThe warlocks killed all the ahamkara in the sword world Only one hunter killed a baby Titans didnt do shit so the warlocks didnt give them anything
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Grimoire-wise, Titans were just like "nah we ain't messin with that shit y'all on ya own" Titans are smarter than you think.
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There's a blue Hunter artifact called "arhamkara scale", with the subtext "and that warlock said I couldn't do it, hah!". It doesn't specify it was from a young arhamkara. Could that omission be on purpose? Maybe after a year of warlocks saying hunters only killed a young one bungie wanted to stoke fires? Hunters could say "so we killed one too, you floofers, #NerfFloofing".
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Ahamkara was a feminine type fella and well, none of the bones were big enough to fit on a Titan. Titans just big boned that's all.
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Grimoire states: warlocks took out the most powerful ones, while Hunter's were too weak minded to face the older powerful ones, therefore hunted the baby ones. Titans were too busy protecting the city I imagine.
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7 RepliesI cant remember what grimoire card it was but there was a bet between a warlock and a hunter. It was said that only a warlock could kill an Ahamkara and one day a bet was made to a hunter by a warlock that the hunter couldnt kill one and bring back proof. Needless to say the hunter brought back the young ahamkara's spine and wone the bet
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Well warlocks were like *panic nova bomb* "gimme dem bones" so the ahamkara were like "calm down we gotchtu" Then hunters were like *arcblade noise* "gimme dem bones. The ahamkara refused and flew off but the hunters were like "arcblade" so they tracked them to Venus and killed them with their arc blades and took their bones. The ahamkara then went to the forums to complain before they went extinct so that the hunters couldn't use arcblade. Titans were like *pops bubble* "gimme den bones" but they couldn't do anything because Titans got the weak pvp class and the ahamkara was just like "nah"
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I ain't got time to explain why I ain't got time.
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It's not in their nature to hunt them for selfish reasons.
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The librarians needed hunters along as guides. Space magic doesn't mean shit if you can't find your target. Hunters were also along to put down any floofers that fell under the influence of the ahamkaras! will. It is a well known fact that the bookworms are the most susceptible to corruption. Every warlock that made contact with the masters of manipulation had a hunter scope trained on their head.
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Warlocks were the only ones who really had the power to take down an Ahamkara. Titans use strength, Hunters use weapons and Warlocks use smarts and magic. Warlocks would kill these Ahamkara and take their bones. Hunters, being adventurous, would discover skeletons or bits and pieces of bones when exploring. Titans didn't care about the Ahamkara legends. Instead they spent there time defending the City close to home and building the Wall.
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6 RepliesIt's a little-known fact that ahamkara had spikes on their tails, just like stegosaurus had. Titans have an exotic armor piece called "Thagomizers". That's what paleontologists have nicknamed those tail spikes, referencing a Gary Larson comic, [spoiler]Oh reader mine... [/spoiler] [spoiler] nah, I'm just kidding. It's a fun story, though, right?[/spoiler]
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Warlocks were the one who wanted to hunt them for science Hunters ... Well they just rode along with warlocks like they do with everything and let them do the work *cough* hence blink*cough* Titans... Well... I'll let this dialogue to the talking... Titan :" Hey book reader" Warlock:" Yes , I'm imbecile?" Titan :" I heard you are gonna hunt something, and I want to join" Warlock :" You mean the arkarmhas (spelt wrong probably) , the..." Titan:" Yeah the giant fire breathing chickens" Warlocks :" I don't think you understand... They aren't just..." Titan:" Look, I found this pre golden age book , Lord of the Rings, and that dragon thing wasn't to hard." Warlock:" You can't read though..." Titan :" Oh yeah..." Warlock:" Hey I heard that guy over there took an armor from you!" *Titan turns around and runs at him with his gun Warlock: I gotta go before he comes back
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4 RepliesEdited by kreox09: 10/24/2015 4:00:48 PMLol all these hunters in here acting all badass thinking their class were the shit. The warlocks were the ones that embarked on the great ahamkara hunt. The hunters managed to kill a fledgling but thats it. The warlocks were the real Badasses. Titan didn't have the knowledge/power of the void blah blah blah to defeat them so they manned the walls as usual.
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3 RepliesIdea Wings of Ahamkara: Exotic Titan Gloves Perk: Melee Hits knocks back enemies and Melee kills gives more super energy.
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15 RepliesIn the lore ahamkaras were hunted by hunters who sought to bring them down to satisfy their ego, warlocks flocked to them because the ahamkara offered knowledge and deals but Titans never went to them for anything and protected the city walls. The extinction of ahamkara was at the hands of the hunters, their knowledge was passed down to the warlocks and Titans took no part in either pursuits they just defended the city and that's all because Titans founded the last city, built the last city, and protected the last city. Titans are more apart of the city than the other two classes of guardians
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What about the titan artifact 'scales of ayoooooo' lol. From the same ahamkara the Hunter boots are I think. This doesn't really imply much but they so have 1 item
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8 RepliesBecause while the warlocks and Hunters were out slaying dragons.... Titans were slaying pussy amiright????????
