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Edited by Mesprit:
8/18/2015 6:35:55 PM
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Well, what is the worst injury you've had?
Mine was when I broke my tibia and fibula, causing my legs to basically separate under my skin. So, basically from my shin down was dangling in an L shape. Pretty gruesome so look at for an 8 year old.
OH, and to the people whom I've offended with past posts, I am sorry. All of it was a massive joke, and was not meant to offend anyone. I'm done with bait posts, they're boring to me now. I'd like to actually post somewhat decent threads. :)
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2 RepliesWrestling in a match, guy had my leg up and I was hopping around, he started slipping and I was getting ready to sprawl for the first takedown, took a final hop and luckily it wasn't in the outside but the only part that touched was the tendon to my pinky toe which forced it to crunch and push up a bit. Never hurt as bad as a sprain, but had to be very careful not to tweak it wrong or else I coulda tore some tendons.
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1 ReplyChipped all the knuckles in my right pinkie
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65 RepliesEveryone should look at this post that someone tried to hide, it's hilarious! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/147057393/0/0
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>slipped on ice cube >covered in boo boos >not k
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I had the same thing happen to me but during my football game. I didn't get painkillers for about an hour, I never went into shock either. This just happened last year.
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Obstructed bowel nearly died, I now have a phobia of hospitals
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3 RepliesFractured my penis off of a girls pelvic bone.
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i had a staff infection that almost killed me and landed me in the hospital for a month after emergency surgery to drain the fluid and probably amputate my leg (i kept my leg since the infection didnt reach my bone or spread through muscle). [b]AND[/b] i bled from my butt once cuz i got hit in the nuts really hard. it doesnt make sense but it happened
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Just had surgery on my labrum (shoulder) this summer and it's been the most lame ass boring summer. Not really much pain in the arm but my self esteems has took much damage from being stuck in the house lol
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Dislocated my leg
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I am a terminator
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Paper cut, with lemon juice
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Fractured a bone in my face
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3 RepliesGlass almost got my eye, but missed
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2 RepliesNo one was home. Was working out in my basement and was doing pull-ups. After I got done with my sets I went and tried to hit a muscle up (can't do any more than 2 really), i went up and did one and when I came back down my left hand slipped off of the bar and I fell head-first all the way to the concrete floor. The fall knocked me out and I didn't wake up for 3 hours. When I woke up there was a small pool of blood on the floor and my head obviously was killing me. I knew my parents had gotten home some time after the accident, but I think that they thought I was up in my room sleeping or something. I snuck upstairs and jumped in the shower and washed the shit outta myself. When I stepped out I looked in the mirror and there was a massive gash in the back of my head. I don't know why I didn't want my parents to know, maybe because my mom would have flipped. I wore hoodies and hats around the house the next few weeks and grew my hair out until the gash healed a bit. It definitely needed stitches but I refused to tell anyone about it. I let it heal as is and now there is just a massive scar on the back of my head. I did clean it many times a day to prevent infection, but it hurt like hell. To this day I have no clue what kind of damage I did to my skull or brain, but I'm fine now. I think.
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52 RepliesI always hoped that you would stop posting here. That you'd go outside, play a sport, find a boyfriend. I have this fantasy, you see. That one friday night I would be out on the town and stop by this little bar to grab a pint, and I'd see you there with a 5/10. I'd recognize you because you would be unable to talk about anything other than sex and desperation. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on. Instead you sit in your damned cave fapping to HNNG threads and crying about feels.
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1 ReplyI got a paper cut.
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3 Replies[i]Got in a car accident, a fat chick eating a burger in a van hit me while I had the right away on my bike, not only did it destroy my bike but it pretty much broke one of my testicles, (had to have nut surgery) but also did something to my head, I now frequently go blind, get shellshock hearing and stop breathing for long periods of time. Not to mention some social problems I now have, I haven't left my house since, pretty much just play Destiny, watch tv and browse the forums.[/i]
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Slashed my thumb real good with a kitchen knife by mistake. Lost a lot of blood...
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Broke my left ankle.
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3 RepliesReading this post.
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2 RepliesAlmost broke my nose
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Broken arm But I did nearly get a BB gun pellet stuck up my nose, but my dad sucked it out with a straw... [spoiler]yuck[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI got shot 3x by a hoodlum dressed in orange robes. The first bullet hit me directly in the shin, which completely shattered the bone. The second bullet grazed my ear. So much blood came from this wound that it dripped down my face and formed a steady stream that led to my mouth because I was laying on my side. The third bullet went right into my ass and hot wedged directly adjacent to my rectum. This was by far the most painful of the three shots I received. It felt like King Kong was repeatedly jabbing his massive penis into my anus for a few days. The doctors who were lucky enough to handle my injuries were amazed by the anal damage I received. Their only option was to remove the skin and muscle in between my asshole and the bullet hole. The head surgeon said, "sir, we're going to have to basically give you a new asshole." I couldn't believe my ears. I thought I must be hearing things due to the loss of one of my ears. But, sure enough, I heard that buzzsaw start up and before I knew it I had a new asshole. At least I could barely feel the pain in my shin because it was so overwhelming. Anyways, I won't be going back to Camden any time soon. That place is a horror show.....
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Tore ACL and MCL Over 2 years later, still hurts, swells, etc
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2 RepliesBroke both my arms in PE class. Teacher was making us do backpedals on concrete.
