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Edited by Glow:
8/10/2015 10:56:01 PM
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Nerd says - "Warlocks taught Hunters how to blink"
Im sorry to ruin your expectations, and this might come as a suprise to you but....Destiny is a video game. The developers of this game programmed two characters, two classes to have blink - Blade dancer and the Voidwalker. The rest is actually fiction. Or lore if you like.
No one taught a single Hunter how to blink but the programmer himself. No one taught the Warlock how to wear dresses but the programmer.
So Im asking you nerds who sit behind your thick glasses and jerk off while reading Grimoire cards to shut it and accept the fact that Destiny is a video game.
Go out of your mancave now and then and try to learn actual things. Maybe what a girl likes to wear around Her neck. For instance.
Edit 1 - Warlocks swallowed the bait. Warlocks be cryin. Expectations met.
Edit 2 - Sir, yes Sir!
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesSo I guess Obi Wan never taught Luke how to use a lightsaber because it's just a movie. I guess I guess Smaug was never killed in the hobbit because its a book I suppose Ash Ketchum never got his pikachu because it's just an anime It's a story, this stuff happened within the story of the game
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Well your no fun
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3 RepliesIncorrect, warlocks decided the pleabs needed to help fight the war of the darkness, so thus created the hunter class. After analyzing the substantial losses in this lowest of classes they mathematically calculated that both double and triple jump were the primary reason for the enormous death count. They knew it would be a very long process but the Warlocks were able to teach these simple people how to blink putting the hunter class a tick above thralls.
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LOL IM DYING XD XD XD
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3 RepliesEdited by Kilerdrake: 8/11/2015 11:17:20 PMSays the guy with one hunter.....gr8 b8
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And nobody taught Titans because -blam!- them
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1 ReplyYou're right, because hunters taught warlocks how to blink.
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Well I get tired of jerking off to drying paint.
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Damn. For someone states that the lore means nothing (I kinda agree) you seem pretty hormonal about it.
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1 Reply[quote]So Im asking you nerds who sit behind your thick glasses and jerk off while reading Grimoire cards[/quote] This had me rollin bro lol
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1 ReplyThe developers created the lore... Plus I didn't say anything.
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5 Repliessooo, who gave wolverine his claws?
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Well, almost all the Bungie employees main Warlocks...
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It's called lore. Backstory on everything. And according to that lore. Warlocks thought hunters the blink.
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So does that mean that in Star Wars no one has the force and Yoda isn't a real person? Yes, it's fiction, but the game is based on that fiction.
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2 Repliesyou bummed me out man. i read one great thread from you about carrying an emotional person through trials then i find this? you disappoint me
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Wah wah wah, look at me I gotta big penis, blah blah blah
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Hunters learned blink from Warlocks.
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It's a game based on lore and cool stories behind everything, but whining about dumb stuff is the problem
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Is there context to this because just looking at this post alone you come off as kind of a dick. Obviously we know its a video game and theres not some alternate reality where Destiny is real and Hunters had to be taught a move by warlocks. Was someone arguing destiny is real?
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Well there once was a trio: a warlock, hunter, and a titan. The titan raised his fist, both warlock and hunter blinked. That's how they learned how to blink and why Titans don't know it.
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2 RepliesWarlocks did learn hunters blink.
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Bungee jump
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7 RepliesI recall someone mentioning that a piece of armor stated that the warlocks did teach the hunters how to blink but the hunter don't want to publicly admit it
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Pearl necklace.
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