I will make you all swallow Viagra and Chop off your fingers till you all bleed out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Spartan11902 wins by far....
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*Revives*
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Lol hehe
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Edited by Bugatti Boy: 8/12/2015 3:07:45 AMId make you step on a LEGO... And [i]if[/i] you survive, Id divide you by 0...
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3 Replies*chloroforms person Places them in a giant labyrinth with 2 keys but 3 doors and 1 blows up, 1 shocks you, 3 is a door to a dark room where you are knocked out and when you wake up it makes you watch old people have sex , after that's done, watch them claw out their eyes but plot twist they are straight jacketed, then knock them out again, place them in a room full of hungry dogs with chains that are strong but barely keep them away from the person, drops them from a trap door under them, into a room full of spiders, and a hand grenade on top held by a string across the room, the person then has to swim through the spider pool and pull the grenade from to string (attached to the pin) and boom it's a tear gas grenade, person nos wakes up in the pool of spiders still but there is a brick of c4 on one end of the room and the other end is the detonator but you must be within 1 foot of the c4 for the detonator to work
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Make you listen to justin Beiber at max volume right in your ears... And then.... TICKLE!!!!
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I'll drown u in the desticles tears.
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2 RepliesRip out your vocal cords and force you to sing...
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Put you in a room where the floor is a moving conveyor belt made of sand paper. And there are sprinklers spraying lemon juice. Eventually you get so tired that you just fall down and roll against the wall till the sand paper tears up your skin and you die. Sorry bro
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1 Reply*ground slams through the line that separates the comments*
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3 RepliesI will kill you with kindness.
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1 Reply-blam!- and make them watch bronys
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1 ReplyMake your life so miserable that you want to kill yourself. Then run you a warm bath, give you an aspirin and a razor. Finally I will tell you to cut along the track not across them because it's a rookie mistake.
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1 ReplyI WILL SHIT ON THEIR FACE AND LIGT IT ON FIRE
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1 ReplyRide into his house on a stegosaurus strapped with C4 and laser gun him to death shouting ALLAH ACKBAR
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1 ReplyI will feed someoneelse to shrek
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1 ReplyI will kidnap them chop them up into pieces stuff them in raw fish and sell it to a sushi store.
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1 ReplyI will slice the skin between your fingers and toes and then pull them apart until you bleed out.
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1 ReplyCthulhu.
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5 RepliesI will shove a bladed mathematics compass up your ass and slowing expand it until your innards fall out of your newly formed puppy sized vagina
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14 RepliesChoked to death via a large crystaline cyanide dildo... Penis
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1 ReplyForce him to listen to Lil Webbys mixtape
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1 ReplyPegboi
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1 Reply*grabs bunny by the throat and puts him in boiling water* After a couple dips I flay is fuzz off his body to only have skin. Then I put a fake Italian moustache on him and kick him in the ass as he runs back into the wild. I then hunt him. Light an arrow on fire. And shoot him in the leg. Just so he can be engulfed slowly by the flames.
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1 ReplyTie a rope around your dick and throw you off a building.
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2 Repliescover him in vasaline, feed him some shrooms and extasy, and let him out in a very public area until someone else shoots him
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1 ReplyI'd cut off your limbs and bury you alive six feet underground ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)