I'll start:
A cursed thrall and a supplicant fell in love.
Your turn!
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Maybe I should've asked for fictional stories, but all the answers that are true are also hilarious in a very sad (because they're true) kind of way... So keep it up.
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YESSS!! Finally a legendary engram!!! Rahool gives blue instead. Punches hole through tv.
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1 ReplyOne time I preordered this game made my my favourite game company, but it just turned out to be a money grab.
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The fact that vanilla destiny had none
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7 RepliesI wanted to be a tiger man, but I could only choose awoken, human or exo.
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My sex life.....
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11 RepliesEdited by AJ ClockWork: 10/15/2015 8:25:51 AMPhogoth was having a tantrum. Despite his immense size he was only very young and this was part of the problem. Being young and dangerously massive was a drawback in the Hellmouth, also not a great name for a nurturing environment. Aside from the constant banging of one's head upon ceilings made of moon-rock all of the doors were far too small to allow a curious young ogre the opportunity for exploration. If it wasn't brought to him he could never have it, whatever the "it" in question was. Food, toys for a growing tyke or company. It all had to find its way into his chamber. It often didn't. Even with wizards flying through with their magical litanies that soothed his mood it was a lonely and confining existence. One day however there was a light. Very very small by comparison to the ogre's massive bulk and that made it special because it didn't move, didn't shy away. It blinked a few times as if studying the giant frame of the lumbering child and then it did something magical. Even for a creature that had grown up surrounded by wizards this was something new and unseen in the dark, hewn rock chamber of his birth. The little light opened and a dazzling display of colours and beams of such intensity filled the chamber seeming to make the tiny sprite even bigger than Phogoth if only for a few seconds. Then, in an instant, the light that filled every corner of the room snapped off. Stunned by the brightness and enraptured by the colours he had never before seen Phogoth was even more surprised by the sudden return to darkness. Temporarily blinded he swung his massive arms searching desperately for his new toy. As the glare disappeared and Phogoth could study the confines of his chamber again it was apparent the light had gone. Roaring in disappointment Phogoth flew into a rage at the unfairness that would bring and then immediately take away his one light in the darkness. Days went by, and deep below the surface of the moon they went by slowly. Phogoth did not improve his demeanour. The once calming songs of the wizards no longer had any effect. The ground shook with his stamping and Phogoth could stamp with the best of them. His massive arms swung to and fro smashing anything, and indeed anyone, that he was close to. Phogoth was inconsolable in his misery and rage... Eventually the wizards hefted massive chains into the chamber binding Phogoth to keep him from bringing the chamber roof down upon himself. This seemed to heighten the tantrum of tantrums but now Phogoth could only roar in his dismay. Even more days passed and no-one had even looked through the door as the tantrum became a sulk. Occasional sniffings and sobbing from the massive child still shook the room but it was definitely quieter on the moon. Quiet enough that Phogoth could hear the scuffling from the corner door that visitors and wizards had arrived through when bringing their gifts and songs. Turning towards it Phogoth saw three strangely garbed figures stepping into the room. Unlike anyone he had seen before Phogoth let out a shriek of joy. Something else new someone else to play with! As he turned towards these figures in excitement he roared even louder with happines as one held out its hand and there above it shone the little light. They had come to return his toy! Hadn't they?
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35 RepliesEdited by I’m Dunn-4, Exo PDF File: 8/8/2015 8:38:28 AMThere once was a fearful Dreg... In it's time under the command of a Rain Kell, Gauria, the Dreg found a love interest. His allies had mocked him about it. He didn't mind it at all. Besides, why is it shameful for a Dreg to think about a Captain? She was fearless. Strong. Independent. And courageous. Everything about her made the Dreg think that she was a perfect woman. And so, the Dreg aspired to become stronger, better, and greater. In a long stretch of time, this Dreg had become a Vandal, and had been reassigned to the squadron of his love interest. However, long before this, the Dreg knew that she had coveted success much more than she had even given any thought about love, and had to impress through battle, and hardship. Later on, she had assigned him on a mission. Alone. There was a Fallen traitor that needed to be dealt with. Severely. Out of heart, he accepted this mission, unaware of what this traitor had been capable of, and she did not tell him who the traitor had been associated with. When he arrived to the traitor's only known whereabouts, the Dreg was ambushed, subdued, and knocked unconscious. When the Dreg woke up, all of his arms were tied down to a table he had been laying on. "Welcome back, friend... "Been waiting for you to wake up." It was the Traitor. He was holding a saw. "You know, I've always wondered what another brother's insides looked like. I really, really want to find out. Are you ready?" Soon enough, the Dreg was in pain... Unbearable pain. His lower left arm had been severed and was lying next to him. The Traitor held it up for him to see. "It was very rude of them to underestimate me. I mean, sending a lone Vandal after me? I am taking that very personally, you know. It hurts very much. But not as much as this." As the Traitor had began 'working' on the Dreg's lower right arm now. The Dreg was in so much pain, it had fueled him. With his upper arms, he used all the strength he had and pulled, yanked, and did everything he could to free himself. Alas, he could only free his upper left arm. The Traitor was too amused in taking away his arms that he didn't notice that he was nearly free. The Dreg had done some thinking and knew that he didn't have the maneuverability to take on the Traitor with him upper right arm still tied. The Traitor had to cut off his right arm next, or he would be finished... And as fate would have it, the Traitor began to work on the Dreg's upper right arm. As the pain and shock had grown, so did the Dreg's rage. When he knew he was free from his right arm, he had lunged at the Traitor with such ferocity, that the Traitor couldn't stop him, even with the number of arms taken away from him. The Dreg stuffed the stump of his lower right arm and drowned the Traitor in the Ether the Dreg had been pouring out of it. The Traitor lost grip of his saw. And that was his fatal mistake. The Dreg took hold of the saw and drove it deep into the Traitor's side. The Traitor had been drowning in so much Ether that he couldn't react. When the Traitor was barely conscious, the Dreg took the Saw and mutilated the Traitor. All of his arms and legs, even his head... Disembodied. When the Dreg had tired from this rage, he stumbled out and through the door... Making his way home. But when he arrived to his Ketch, to report to his Captain, it had been reduced to nothing. The Traitor... He wasn't a traitor for killing... He was a traitor because he had deserted the House of Rain. For the Wolves. When the Dreg ran to his captain, which he found lying beside a tall rock... She had been fatally wounded... Nothing could save her. Yet she had enough to strength to call out to him. And she spoke unto him~ "You look like shit... Damn... Did you get him?" "Yes..." "Nice..." ... "Captain?..." "C-...can... You make me a promise?" "Yes." "Rain has been wiped out. Except for you... Take this... It's my pistol. Keep it with you forever, so that Rain lives on forever." "Yes... Captain." [spoiler]This is the story of a Vandal and his torment This is the story of a Dreg, and his promise.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI was abused at my job all day and night. People hated me at no fault of my own. One day Bungie (my employer) decided I wasn't worth the trouble; I got fired and I am now homeless and sick.
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8 RepliesEdited by AyokaiW: 10/16/2015 1:32:13 AMTrigger warning. Do not read if you have experienced suicidal thoughts or attempted suicide. It's not so much sad, but it's like 3 in the morning when I stumbled on your thread, so my brain is all out of ideas. Forgive my many grammar mistakes. [spoiler]The Hunter wanted to be a Warlock. Why? Because Warlocks could do great things and he wished to experience some of that greatness. But, alas, he couldn't because he was a Hunter and can't be anything else. Everyone, Warlock, Hunter and Titans alike belittled the Guardian for wanting to change who he was. Warlocks laughed at his desperation. Hunter shamed him for betraying them. Titans sort of felt bad from him, but not enough to stop their mocking. The Hunter now had something to prove: that everyone was wrong and said he'll be a Warlock, and that nothing would stop him. He was not bound by Nature's Laws. If Hunter's could touch the Void, copy a War mind's technology and make it their own and turn the sun into bullets, why couldn't he self revive or control lightning? After months of studying the Warlock's Space Magic, the Hunter knew he had nothing substantial to help him on his quest. There was no viable way for him to become a Warlock, but he was not going to be stopped. The Hunter told his ghost he was going to attempt to self res and not to revive him. He thought maybe, just maybe, if he used his Gunslinger as a catalyst of some kind, he could redirect that power into life energy. It was a long shot. He knew that. The Hunter activated his Super and placed the barrel to his temple and with a hopeful smile he pulled the trigger. That was a year ago. His ghost is still waiting for him to come back.[/spoiler]
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I could tell you about the Darkness. We don't tell our children the stories anymore. Now they're frightened anyways.
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Loot cave being taken away :( good times they were
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Eververse policy
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I graved my hammer of sol and threw it up in the air like a roket and hit a feminist hunter on the face then he/she came to the community to cry about it and request a nerf And Now he/she doesn't say shit because they have their glitch going on with the infinite supper so now the feminine hunter is getting the hammer again
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Dinklebot or perhaps year one story telling? Both sad stories
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Here's one, all the cry babies on the forums.
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Ocram had always been interested in the art of weapon creation. He often studied people at crux lomar and Tex mechanica to find out how they did it. One day, he told his ghost to reserve him a room in the tower, he had something he wanted to try. Once in the room, he put his materials on the table: a rocket launcher he received as a gift from the Future War Cult, another launcher given to him from Lomar, a launcher filled with vex technology, and a launcher laced with hive magic. He worked long throughout the night, not stopping once, until the sun rise in the morning. He stopped to look at his new creation, a four barreled rocket launcher with many different perks. It could fire all its rockets at once, or one at a time. It could both track and proximity detonate. The rockets would split before impact and create cluster bombs. But, it's main perk, was that instead of tracking only one enemy, you could toggle between 1-4 enemys tracked at one time. He named it: Ocram's Legacy, and it was indeed the last thing he gave us before he disappeared...
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Destiny is still installed on my console, To be continued........
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Gjallerhorn isn't a year 2 exotic
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Ran my sparrow off a cliff today.... Re Spawned a few seconds later.... No thats it, a very sad tale indeed
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Edited by GemCutter: 10/15/2015 7:45:46 AMSo one day there was a group of legionaries. These legionaries were the strongest in the land for all of known history, any opposition was told to deal with it and shut up, even the strong legionaries fired back at the weak, telling them even their weak ability should be made weaker. Well one day a great change occurred, the meek inherited a fair share of the earth. The original legionaries couldn't take this, they demanded fairness in power right away, hypocritical as that may be given the previous era going back all the way to the start. They claimed that the year of imbalance was irrelevant, that the new legion having comparable power was unacceptable, let alone a superior ability of any kind. All they wanted was fairness after all. Yet when a glitch was found for their new ability they justified it with the exact same rationale, that because a glitch appeared with the new legion and was quickly patched, the old legionaries were justified in abusing the new glitch for as long as possible. When the hypocrisy was pointed out the greater population finally could plainly see the truth about the old legionaries. That they demand a tyranny of power in their favor. The end?
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People r still slide shotgunning
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There was once a beautiful place called "the loot cave". We would spend hours there, basking in the light of engrams as we worked feverishly to find one, just one, purple engram. And when we did, we would take it to the tower, hoping beyond hope to receive an item of worth. Maybe, maybe this time? Please? But alas, the Chryptarch would mock us and say: "How about a green for your effort?" Still haunts my dreams to this day.
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It started with emotes. Luke Smith: "If I fired up a video right now and showed you the emotes you would throw money at the screen." Then progressed to weapon parts, strange coins and motes of light. Most have protested other shrugged it off and believed that bungie was telling us the truth. But they weren't they re worded it and sold us junk anyway. Now the game is unplayable for those who don't want to hemmorage money to bungie.