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Edited by irishfreak:
7/25/2015 1:51:20 PM
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Quick! Say something utterly ridiculous!
And make it good :) [spoiler]unlike Xür this morning[/spoiler]
People I recognise
The Exo Stranger
Master Ives
Uldron Sov
Vex Gatelord
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Groot
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Edit1: Holy Deej Nuts! Are-Are we trending? 1000 replies is a lot!
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What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO THROUGH THEIR SKULL! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS CARED ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL KILL THEM ALL! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE HECK OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AND MURDER THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO THAT GU---wait, THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!? WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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Ummmmmm ridiculous
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[b]SKYRIM SHUFFLE!!!!!![/b]
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2 RepliesSo there were 4 men flying in a plane over the ocean and it went down (must have been a Malaysia Airlines flight). Luckily they crashed near an island and they swam ashore. As the 4 men were recovering on the beach a war party of the island's natives came upon them carrying spears and bows. The natives told the men "Do as we say and we won't kill you. Now each of you go into the jungle and bring us some fruit." The task was easy enough so the 4 men went into the jungle. Soon the first man came out carrying an apple. He gave it to the natives and they told him, "Stick that whole fruit into your ass and we'll let you live in our village and marry one of our women, fail and we'll cut off your head." Left with no choice the first man tried to stick the apple up his ass, but he couldn't do it so they chopped off his head. After a short while the second man emerged carrying a banana, The natives told him the same thing, but try as he might he couldn't get the last bit of stem up his ass so they chopped off his head. At last the third man came out of the jungle carrying just a handful of berries. He was told to stick them up his ass too, so he sat down and started popping them in one at a time. He had only one more to go when suddenly he laughed and all the berries came flying out of his ass, leading the natives to chop off his head. Now in the afterlife the 3 dead men reunite and one of them asks the third man, "You almost made it. You had just one more berry to put up your ass, why did you laugh?" and the third man replied: "I saw Jerry walk out of the jungle carrying a -blam!-ing pineapple.
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Female rights
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Something utterly rediculous
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[quote]Quick! Say something utterly ridiculous![/quote] op is not fgt
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And then I said to the waiter.... "What blue striped ostrich?" AHAHAHAHHAHAHA FUNNY RIGHT I THOT SOO AHAHAHAHA
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The Ham is the Spaghetti when he forgets the car keys.
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2 RepliesMonster Musume is terrible. That's the most ridiculous thing I can think of.
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Women's rights movement (Femin@zis to be exact)
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Bsjs absidjsbdidiebsicbissjinshs and I have don't have to a YouTube video playlist is a great good for you to and from the same time as I have a great day to be the same
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I would, but that would add to my lack of confidence.
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The holocaust didn't happen
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Everybody likes you and enjoys this thread
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Destiny is an amazing game.
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Uhhhh Democrats!
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It didn't take long for Reach to fall: our enemy was ruthless. Efficient. But they weren't nearly fast enough. For you had already passed the torch. And because of you, we found Halo, unlocked its secrets, shattered our enemy's resolve. Our victory- your victory- was so close, I wish you could have lived to see it. But you belong to Reach. Your body, your armor- all burned and turned to glass. Everything... except your courage (and your helmet). That, you gave to us. And with it, we can rebuild.
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Uh.... [spoiler]Space chimps[/spoiler]
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Blue Exorcist season 2! Because that wouldn't be amazing or anything.... ;;;____;;;;
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Instructions unclear,dick stuck in ceiling fan
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Feminism is about equality
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Deez nutz
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Its a good thing were all wearing our anti sea rhino undergarments, right
