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Edited by wikiddd:
10/20/2015 12:57:55 PM
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You wake up tomorrow as your destiny character
What's the first thing you do?
Edit: I don't care if you woke up in your world as your character or destiny world as your character.
Edit: So far from what I am gathering I see a lot of people want to kill rahool and bang the queen. Lol I approve of both
Edit: necrobump for days holy crap.
Edit: so glad to be part of the human race, everyone wants to either bang the queen, touch them selves, or kill rahool.
The most bad ass reply so far IMO from TheDemonLynx
[quote]Ghost: *you've been dead a long time...*
ok, cool. One sec, gonna grab exotic sword outta my vault
*ahhh, a what?"
Don't worry, I'll explain along the way. Bring out my sparrow. We've got some fallen to kill.
*spawns sparrow*
Play track5, ghost
*HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE*
/rides off into the Cosmodrome[/quote]
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#Destiny
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Bump :)
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Immediately fly to the nearest religiously fanatic church group and announce my self as the dark lord Satan. Watch them freak out. Then travel to the UN, tell everyone there to pull the dildos out of their asses, and get their shit together. Eliminate every terrorist. [u]Every[/u] terrorist. Share space flight technology with NASA. Profit
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23 Replies1.wake up and walk to the bathroom 2.See my reflection in the mirror and pass out 3.wake up again and find cloths that fit me 4.eat cereal 5.wake up parents to show them 6.stop them from calling 911 7.walk to my room and check my computer 8.open gmail to find a email saying "press back" 9.press back on controller to find a hud pops up 10.go to orbit 11.pass out 12.go back to earth and to seattle 13.wear covering clothing 14.walk into bungie HQ 15.reveal myself awkwardly 16.repeat step 6 17.get arrested 18.while in the jail cell I realize I can blink 19.blink everywhere 20.go back to bungie 21.buy a bungie hat 22.repeat step 10 23.go back home 24.parents and siblings are awake 25.repeat step 4 26.have an awkward discussion with family 27.repeat step 4 28.realize I have supers 29.repeat step 10 30.go to San Fransisco 31. Go all palpatine on everything 32.repeat step 10 33. Go to nasa 34.show off my ship 35. Give them enough technology to go to Mars 36.repeat step 10 and 11 37.realize it has been 700 years since I was last awake 38.get all depressed that I missed everything 39.go to the tower 40.get my shit from the vault 41.go to the reef 42.get my other shit 43.ask brother Vance for a discount on a helmet 44.get denied and flip them off 45.have thoughts about banging the queen 46.remember that I ain't no dude anymore 47.get a therapist and rethink my recent events 48.think about it again and do it anyways 49.(insert thoughts in comments) 50.queens brother gets pissed 51.repeat step 10 52.repeat step 39 53.throw engrams at master rahool 54.knock him out with a blue item from a legendary engram 55.get chased around by shaxx and Saladin while cayde and the speaker commentate the scenario 56.stop running and ask holiday for a new sparrow 57.repeat step 44 58.get knocked out by saladin 59.get revived by a ghost in russia The cycle repeats itself
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Knowing myself? Probably go right back to bed.
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Blink shotgun everyone on the reef
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Jump off the tower and die
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Touch myself because I'll be a Girl
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Shove flaming hammer in hunter's ass :|
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Shoot shit with my golden gun.
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Archer: Daaanger Zone!
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Get dressed and go to work.
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Void walker. First thing I do is blink. And then blink again. And then . . . wait for the cool down and blink again!
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Wake up as a guardian, the world is a Rumble match - lord shaxx, "Wipe them out!..." *Equips: Thorn, felwinters lie, The ash factory
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Say: [u][i]"Cool! I'm a zombie of the traveler!"[/i][/u]
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Novabomb my office.
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2 RepliesHard Mode Kings fall raid be like: Taken phalanxes on tomb ships Taken phalanxes on big ass swinging things Taken phalanxes on plates Taken phalanxes in googleroths pit Taken phalanxes on penis puzzle platforms Taken phalanxes on plates Taken phalanxes on platforms Taken phalanxes on top of taken phalanxes Taken phalanxes in rewards screen Taken phalanxes in the tower Taken phalanxes in your bathroom Taken phalanxes in your car Taken phalanxes at your job You have a baby. Taken phalanx KNOCKING YOU EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!
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Well there will be a lot of news reports of large purple bubbles appearing randomly
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I'm a fuсkin' Awoken time to bang The Queen and merk Rahool [spoiler]and tbag him[/spoiler]
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Apparently, I'm now an apathetic white-colored war machine with the mind of a human. Cool.
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1 ReplyShoulder charge into people's cars when they think they deserve two parking spots.
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2 RepliesEdited by SQ: 10/20/2015 1:27:57 AMSteal caydes sparrow then have sex on it with Eris [spoiler]get your cock off my ride XD [/spoiler]
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"Where the f*ck are my normal clothes"
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Buy Taniks a goddamn house
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18 RepliesFind Mara sov's body and hope it's still warm ;)
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Well since I AM a destiny character I guess I would just go and become legend
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2 RepliesTouch myself. Because I'm hawt as hell. And definitely take home Petra, or one of the many Emissaries. The Queen wouldn't mind. Awoken to Awoken action. Sounds like a plan.
