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5/9/2015 1:09:09 AM
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An asteroid is hitting the Earth in 72 hours
It's 3 times the size of Texas and is guaranteed to end all life on Earth. There is no stopping or escaping it.
How do you spend your last 3 days?
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12 RepliesFind out where it is going to hit, get a big piece of paper and hold it up when it hits. Paper beats rock right?
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Probably fighting everyone due to mass anarchy. And I'd boost a mustang
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Pray to God, and enjoy my family
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-blam!- money and get bitches.... Or, erm, ummm.... -blam!- bitches and get money.
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Snorting cocaine and listening to Death Grips on full blast in my car.
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With the str8est of babygurls
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Fapping, obviously.
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Since all transportation would most likely be down since no one wants to fly a plane on their last few days... Good luck to you all in deciding, I honestly can't think of anything without traveling atm
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Grinding for gjallahorn.
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Fly to the moon and start a civilization filled with bush people
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Spend it with my son, and maybe his mother, after all it'd be our last days, and I still feel for her.
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9 RepliesWhat? That's not an asteroid, that's just OP's mom.
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7 RepliesMoving back to co and letting a certain someone know I how I feel for them. Then take it from here.
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3 RepliesIm 99% sure they made a guide on how to stop it.
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hold nasa at gun point take shuttle and fly away come back loot all da shit then restart life with da sexy scientific chicks
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Order Chinese preferably: Dacremeofsomyungguy [spoiler]you laugh at oll my jokes [/spoiler]
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I'd be wondering how Mercury is flying at earth
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Watch reality tv.
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Edited by logan678910 65: 5/9/2015 11:40:49 AMR@pe spree from Earth to the moon [spoiler]no one is safe[/spoiler]
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Lawn chair + popcorn + end of humanity = a good day
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Naked.
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[spoiler]L[/spoiler][spoiler]S[/spoiler][spoiler]D[/spoiler]
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Has it been 72 hrs yet? Some skeever turned off my xbox so game still not installed yet D-:
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With bae <3
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Edited by Zonda: 5/9/2015 8:55:42 AMEat Curry, Baked Beans, Extra spicy tacos, and Spaghetti Pizza until I can't eat anymore, wait 20-30 minutes, face my ass towards the sky, and unleash the Death God of Hellfire. This will: -blast the Asteroid to pieces -Force the planet on a different trajectory -Destroy 1/3 of Earth's Atmosphere -cause a mass extinction through asphyxiation, a planet-wide shitstorm of the most molten kind, and all survivors will inevitably off themselves rather than deal with the stench.
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Sex, all day, erry day.
