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Edited by Kohaku Koi: 2/22/2015 5:31:17 PM
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I'm an 11 year old Cheater, AMA

Hi! I love Destiny. I especially love trying to find glitches and cheats and show them to others on a live feed. I love glitches! And cheats!! So I met a stranger online and he was totally cool! He offered to help me cheat. You guys know how much I love cheating, so I was all like " ok!" So, like everyone else does, I gave the stranger remote access to my game. Because all 11 year olds do that, right!? We all just trust random strangers. Especially ones who say they can help us cheat. That's how I learned to used the infinite ammo cheat in crucible. I also love hitch hiking on the side of the freeway! Strangers are always helpful, that's what my mom says. So the stranger had control of my game, which seemed like the perfect time to walk away and just, you know, let him do some cheating. I'm only 11, and I know that all strangers are helpful, so it was pretty shocking and I cried when I saw that the guy had erased my characters! Oh man! A stranger that isn't nice?! I just wanted to cheat, and now look! I cried for a little while. Then I realized it's just a game, and I began to learn a VERY POWERFUL LESSON! I started to realize that maybe cheaters don't prosper. I started to understand that maybe I've been too trusting of strangers... But then the Bungie.net community rallied and praised me as a martyr! They all hate on the bad guy and treat me like a hero! This is great! I'm starting to realize: I [i][b]deserve[/b] to be praised for trying to cheat.[/i] I'm aware that my decisions all of a sudden aren't my responsibility! [b][i][u]Cheating and trusting random strangers has really helped me out, filled me with new pride, and made me a local legend! [/u][/i][/b] I'm an 11 year old cheater! So go ahead, ask me anything. Edit: Wow, I'm surprised at all the strangers who are being so incredibly mean to me for speaking my mind! I thought I was supposed to be pampered and coddled?! I thought this community was all about reinforcing the bad decisions I made. This is so confusing! EDIT 2: Good morning, strangers! It's day two and the supporters are still so supportive! Looking forward to more free stuff. I was wondering if one of you could do me a favor? See my expensive bike over there? Here's my entire savings, in cash. Would you mind taking my bike to the store and picking up Dying Light for me? And some beer? I know I'm not old enough, but my peers on BUNGIE.net have taught me it doesn't matter!
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#Destiny #satire

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  • Well in Australia destiny is rated M (mature content) so kid was old enough to buy it by Australia's standards

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  • Lame

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  • Nice, got the fate yet?

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  • Beautiful post , very well put.

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  • This is gold

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  • I'm curious how all you Kirmittens would react if the Kid didn't want to cheat and Kirmit only wanted to show him a new trick with a sparrow or something. Everyone of you -blam!-tards would go apeshit about this abuser for sure. The hell is wrong with this world...

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    • I can't believe you care.

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      • Edited by SpaceFmK: 2/22/2015 5:25:19 AM
        One other point about this kid. People seem to be defending him because so many people keep saying he deserved what he got.. Really he double deserves it. He made this stupid mistake, and than put it out there for EVERYONE to see.. did he expect nobody to tell him he was stupid? I mean really, why make your first stupid mistake worse by showing everyone how stupid you are?

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      • Perfectly said!

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      • All true

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      • Wait, are you saying we should discipline this child? I don't know if that's ok, he needs to know he is a winner and can't ever do wrong.

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      • That's the sad truth...

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      • Okay..... I can admit what the kid was doing may have been wrong in the first place. I always lecture my kids about not putting themselves in the wrong place to begin with. If the kid would've played like he was supposed too it wouldn't have happened........... To him. Maybe someone else but not him. I get there's all kinds if rules written an guidelines in place. In reality though........ How much of that is followed????? Have you never done something YOUR parents didn't know about??? Has NO one ever tricked YOU??? Well then kudos to you my friends for being the superior race. OBVIOUSLY your NOT HUMANS..... Thanks for proving alien life. NONE of that makes what Kermit (the panty sniffer) right though. Is the drug addict or the dealer worse? THERORETICALLY!!! Geez... Kermit brought damage to another's property REGARDLESS of how it came about. If a gas station is located in a shady neighbor hood and gets robbed but had no cameras..... Is it there fault for being in that neighborhood?or also for not having cameras? If a cop witnessed it should he look the other way and not file a report and try to get the "loot" back? Just an example.... Just because one person is in the wrong..... And not bringing harm to others.... DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT TO MENTALLY OR PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY HARM THEM. It was a kid for the love of god.... Get over yourselves. I know NONE of the Kermit supporters where ever kids. Nope .... Just always have and always will be over grown jealous teenagers.

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        • How you liking all your free shit

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          • Apparently thats how the world works these days

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          • satire on point 8/8

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            • Well. R.I.P MrStickiy 420.69 - 2015 Cause of death: Laughing my ass off too hard.

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              • Edited by KinkedMinotaur7: 2/22/2015 1:26:32 AM
                Bump. So good. F uck this community.

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                • The Edit for this is -blam!-ing awesome!!! THIS MAN DESERVES AN AWARD!!

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                  • Even deej said he wanted bungie to ban u when the weekly update came about

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                  • I just took a Dump in that kids mouth

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                    • Edited by colin123mc: 2/22/2015 4:57:49 AM
                      We got another big tough man making fun of a kid.... Nice to see that kirmit has friends. I'll call you..... Miss piggy

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                    • Yea the new way to get Fate of All Fools: Step 1- Let random stranger control your account and delete everything Step 1b- Cry about it on camera Step 2- Make sure Bungie hears about it Step 3- Get the community to make a big deal about it

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                      • I have a couple questions. Why do your parents hate you so much that they let you play online games unsupervised as well as have a twitch feed? Also, why do you think you need a twitch feed when you so clearly suck at this game?

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                        • Just stop

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                        • Lol

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