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Edited by Kohaku Koi:
2/22/2015 5:31:17 PM
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I'm an 11 year old Cheater, AMA
Hi! I love Destiny. I especially love trying to find glitches and cheats and show them to others on a live feed. I love glitches! And cheats!!
So I met a stranger online and he was totally cool! He offered to help me cheat. You guys know how much I love cheating, so I was all like " ok!" So, like everyone else does, I gave the stranger remote access to my game.
Because all 11 year olds do that, right!? We all just trust random strangers. Especially ones who say they can help us cheat. That's how I learned to used the infinite ammo cheat in crucible. I also love hitch hiking on the side of the freeway! Strangers are always helpful, that's what my mom says.
So the stranger had control of my game, which seemed like the perfect time to walk away and just, you know, let him do some cheating. I'm only 11, and I know that all strangers are helpful, so it was pretty shocking and I cried when I saw that the guy had erased my characters!
Oh man! A stranger that isn't nice?! I just wanted to cheat, and now look! I cried for a little while. Then I realized it's just a game, and I began to learn a VERY POWERFUL LESSON! I started to realize that maybe cheaters don't prosper. I started to understand that maybe I've been too trusting of strangers...
But then the Bungie.net community rallied and praised me as a martyr! They all hate on the bad guy and treat me like a hero! This is great! I'm starting to realize: I [i][b]deserve[/b] to be praised for trying to cheat.[/i] I'm aware that my decisions all of a sudden aren't my responsibility!
[b][i][u]Cheating and trusting random strangers has really helped me out, filled me with new pride, and made me a local legend! [/u][/i][/b]
I'm an 11 year old cheater! So go ahead, ask me anything.
Edit: Wow, I'm surprised at all the strangers who are being so incredibly mean to me for speaking my mind! I thought I was supposed to be pampered and coddled?! I thought this community was all about reinforcing the bad decisions I made. This is so confusing!
EDIT 2: Good morning, strangers! It's day two and the supporters are still so supportive! Looking forward to more free stuff. I was wondering if one of you could do me a favor? See my expensive bike over there? Here's my entire savings, in cash. Would you mind taking my bike to the store and picking up Dying Light for me? And some beer? I know I'm not old enough, but my peers on BUNGIE.net have taught me it doesn't matter!
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1 ReplyHaha. Another high horse. Fvcking DABs are everywhere.
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3 RepliesI'm not sure who needs punched in the face more: you for taking the time to write this crap, or me for taking the time to read even one sentence. I'll just say we both need to reevaluate how we spend our free time, and leave it at that.
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2 RepliesEdited by YOGAFLAME89: 2/22/2015 4:53:10 PMExactly, your honor! Sure that guy callously -blam!- that 11 year old but really it's the kid's fault, you see, for trying to take a shortcut home through the alley!! I'm all for personal responsibility, surely I am ... unless it's upon a stranger behaving badly -- they can act however they want because my mum told me never to trust 'em!
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Perfectly put
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5 Repliesjesus people read the tags.... i see the tags and immediately discredit any opinion this opinion has. IMO though, i thought the kid shouldnt have tried to cheat but cmon the dude straight up deleted everything this kid jas worked on. put yourself in the kids shoes, now put yourself in kermits shoes. Whos more in the wrong here.
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The tags people. Please read the tags.
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Edited by Joe Dumas Fund: 2/22/2015 7:02:09 AMWe should let this dispute die. Every thread from both sides of the table prolong this pointless arguing. The kid was stupid and learned his lesson and Kermit is a jerk. That's all there is to it. Just forget about it.
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1 ReplyHey kid wanna get in my shady white van and go for a ride to the candy store?
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1 ReplyTo anyone who has loot caved cheesed a raid exploited a glitch in a game be the last to label this kid a cheater. Oh I forgot we are on the internet where every low life pos scumbag hypocritical toll has voice
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This Post... 10/10 amazing. Perfect.
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3 RepliesThis is gay. You are gay. This community is aids, because of über gay shit like this. I hope the next person who reads the post kills themselves.
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Edited by A Fallen Splicer: 2/22/2015 3:30:13 PMI'm 12 so no hard feelings bro ;) [spoiler]am I?[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesThousands of players cheated against Crota when the host glitch existed and everyone went unpunished by bungie, Sony and Microsoft. A kid attempted a fake cheat and got punished by another player.
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Hahaha point on man! This made my day:D
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I love this gg xD
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17 RepliesIt's even more amusing that bungie completely ignored the fact that he's 11 and playing the game and using the forums/site. Which is against the [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/View/Bungie/terms] Terms of Use [/url] , the very same terms that have been used to ban several other people (various reasons, not singling anything out). And before any idiot bitches about kids always playing games not rated for them. Yes I know you dumbasses but if any one of you actually went to and read that little link that popped up when you first played destiny... [quote] ELIGIBILITY [b]The Bungie Services are not directed to children younger than 13 and are offered only to users 13 years of age or older. If you are under 13 years old, please do not use the Bungie Services. [/b] Any person who provides their personal information through the Bungie Services represents to us that they are 13 years of age or older. You hereby represent that you are fully able and competent to enter into the terms, conditions, obligations, representations and warranties set forth in these Terms. [/quote]
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6 RepliesThe headline: [b]11 year old Kid gets scammed by low life[/b] "Oh no" cry the sheeple and out come the banners... "Down with Kirmit" "Give the kid his stuff back" "Report Kirmit to the FBI!!!" What the headline misses out and what the sheeple forget is that the Kid got burned while trying to cheat. So let's flip this on it's head shall we, as if the cheat worked.... The headline: [b]11 year old Kid glitches all characters to lvl 32[/b] "Oh no" cry the sheeple and out come the banners... "Down with The Kid" "Take The Kids account away" "Report The Kid to the FBI!!!"
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Hey little boy, get into my van. I'll show you how to get free exotics.
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Edited by VelvetScarlatina: 2/22/2015 3:15:07 PMIt's too bad there isn't actually any such thing as cheating this game. Glitches don't count as cheating if they are in the game without modification. [spoiler]also nice #satire 99% of people missed it[/spoiler]
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1 Reply*pats head* there there. Don't let these mean people's comments bother you
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Why did you cry so much?
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Edited by xii santa: 2/22/2015 3:00:08 PMNo 11 year old has grammar of this level... Just sayin maybe yous should read tags...
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Perfection.
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Lol, love this post
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Well in Australia destiny is rated M (mature content) so kid was old enough to buy it by Australia's standards
