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Edited by Lethenza: 4/26/2015 5:31:51 PM
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Hunter's Handbook of (Un)Controversial advice

[b]Let's make up some witty sayings to go into the handbook! If you have a good one, I'll quote you![/b] "We need less hunters around here!" - No One Ever "And on to our next order of business. I'd like to officially change the Bladedancers' name to 'Space Ninjas'." - Cayde-6 "When throwing your knife, ensure you say 'I'm gonna miss'. That way everybody's looking when you nail 'em." - Captain Nkeln "Hunters understand the power of symbols...treat titan marks and warlock bonds with respe...wait this isn't right who the hell wrote this?!" - Cayde-6 "Always carry a second knife for when a warlock revives himself" Alternatively, "steps to kill a warlock : throw knife, wait for him to revive himself , throw second knife. " - Silas 051 "Legendary gear, 120 marks. Exotic gear, 17 strange coins. That look you get when your the only one in the team cloaked up, priceless" - Truth23 "Warlocks may claim they're superior just because they can self-revive, but with Hunters that isn't the problem, because we don't die in the first place." - Desirable Walrus Of all my second life, I've always wondered why my cape hasn't yet been burned to flames by my sparrow. - Hach257 List of things to do while invisible: Redacted, Redacted, Censored for explicit content involving your mother, Redacted. -SorrowSong "They call us hunters because intergalactic hide and seek champions was too long."- Cayde-6 Note to all Hunters: Do not refer to a Titan's handtowel as such in person, they have more stamina than it appears. -TazerMonkey1419 All Guardians fight against the Darkness. Only Hunters look this fabulous while doing it. -DogOfWar1138 When in doubt whip your knife out. - drifting33 "Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack." - Unknown (Severed Ronin) "We Hunters never die. Our invisibility just becomes a little more permanent after taking enough damage." - DVInsomniac A hunter dying is about as rare as a warlock living. - Star Lord Throwing TripMines at other guardians in your Fireteam is frowned upon, but very hilarious. - Spoderman "Warlocks and Titans are great, without them we would have no reference point for how great we are." - tedo the cheto Oh, you're going to kill that sentry with an Auto Rifle that hols 84 rounds? Ok, I'll wait back here and take 83 less to achieve the same result. - Crota (Yes, his username was Crota) Let you fireteam be the enemy distraction. Apologize only if confronted after firefight. - Chapter 2, paragraph 5, "Relations with Fellow Guardians" (ThatGuy42) "Don't worry, the blood washes off easily enough. It's the tears you'll collect that never disappear". - Survival guide for hunters: Section 72. cleaning your cloak (Sinbadx11) "The second way to use Sapphire Wire is to tie heavy ammo on one end and pull it away from a Titan, works everytime." -TheEpicWaffle1 Hmmm, precision kill ratio....Wait, they get kills without headshots? Titans and Warlocks are weird. - ZombieTroupe "We were not born to become muscular. We were not born to become scholars. We were born to survive." - DecrepitDragon

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  • From in game stuff: "Tell a Titan only a madman would go, tell a warlock it's too complex." "A Titan and a Hunter crash land on Mars. The titans helm stops a Cabal slug, the hunter's helm keeps her from starving. Who survives?" "A good survival cloak can be used as a: hull patch, tourniquet, picnic blanket..." "We learned blink from the warlocks, but no one will ever admit it." My stuff: Hunters may not jump high or far. But when we do jump, we jump up. Wait, you don't count how many shots you fired? When in doubt, Tripmine out. Self revive? Foremost I aim not to die in the first place. The best defense is a unbeatable offense.

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