The secret is to feed on the life energy of lesser being, stealing their youth & happiness for your own.
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Shiza, is that why I'm so negative?
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Possibly. I do need to eat a lot of happiness in order to stave off the overwhelming waves of misery that permeate my soul...
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You evil man!
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I may be evil, but at least I’m honest about it!
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Self care is definitely a must
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Well, you know what they say: a soul a day keeps the reaper away!
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☝️ This. Though it helps if you are a 3rd degree priest or priestess with the Ordo Templi Orientis, Thelema or similar coven.
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I prefer the "pretend to be a high school counselor" approach, myself. Unless one of those teens just so happens to be living a double life as some sort of superhero, there's no way you'll ever get caught! It's a perfect plan!