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11/22/2019 1:50:54 AM
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A christian gurl said im strong wat do
Bible study ended and I carried 10 chairs at once. Other boiz, even pastor Shane didn't carry more then 3. She smiled at me and said, "that's a lot of chairs your strong" and blushed. Christian gurlz usually not outgoing, they like strong men. Leaders. I think what she said was code for "let's get married and make babies".
Wat do?
English
#Offtopic
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Leave room for Jesus until marriage
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you should’ve backhanded her for speaking out of turn pimps speak, they aren’t spoken to
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2 Repliestell her that i can do all things through christ who strengthens me. if she replies amen. its time for the holy of holies
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Get married and make babies obviously
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She thinks you are a super mutant, happens quite often to me, just drink this serum from the enclave and you’ll prove them wrong.
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2 RepliesEdited by Tippy: 11/23/2019 6:56:51 PMDo sheh habe nicea fEAt?
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5 RepliesEdited by TheArtist: 11/22/2019 2:07:28 PMSay "Thank you".......
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I know a girl that told me I smelled strong, or was it my smell was strong, can't remember. So I though she wanted to make babies with me, but unfortunatly that was not the case and I have the restraining order to prove it.
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2 RepliesSlip her the sausage
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2 RepliesMake baby. But how?..
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*Sigh* lick your eyebrows! Seriously people, I have been saying that for as long as I have been here!
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3 RepliesStep 1: Toast Step 2: Envelope Step 3: ?? Step 4: Profit
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To protect oneself from the mauling from the Sea Bear, an Anti-Sea Bear Circle must be drawn in the ground. Immediately after, the prey must stand or sit in the Circle's radius, and if successful, the sea bear won't attack. However, a circle must be a perfect (or near-perfect) circle, and that an oval won't help
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Just be yourself be a gentleman, and keep on doing what your doing
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Get married, enjoy the night, file for divorce in the morning just before you leave.
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4 RepliesYou're not christian anymore...
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This is your cross to bear.
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Pray for her
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This has made my day
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Suplex her to assert dominance.
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Make plate armor from the chairs and become the Master of Chairs.
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Simple my brother, do not be distracted by her feminine pull. The only love you need us Gods, and no other shall challenge that Come, join me in prayer
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1 ReplyEdited by StoneFlare21: 11/22/2019 2:39:04 AMNever happened for me, so I don't know... But...definitely might want to make room for Jesus at least...
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She wants to wrestle you, bro.
