[i]if not for the national butt association, my toilet may have yet survived, but my colon, unfettered by common sense buns safety legislation was able to spray hundreds of pounds without reloading.[/i]
[i]as my badly beaten, broken, backed up commode lay in pieces on the ground, a trump bumper sticker, a [u]trumper sticker[/u] of you will, faded from view as I continued my search for more toilets to obliterate with the kind of biological weapons of ass destruction only the sinister scientists at taco bell could come up with. [/i]
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1 ReplyThis is now a spiderverse thread
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The National Butt Association.... NBA.... National Basketball Association... [spoiler]It checks out[/spoiler]
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[This message has been approved by Professor Poopy Pants]
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4 Replies...what the -blam!- did I just read?
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Truly a masterful [i]shit[/i]post
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On the road again, Just can't wait to get on the road again Cause my toilet overflowed again! So I am on the road again!
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Your donkey must be hella fast... [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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And I now regret venturing into Offtopic. Nice.
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[quote][i]hundreds of pounds[/i][/quote] [b]ExCuSe mE[/b] 😳 ✋🤚
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I.....wh-why?!?!
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Okay, this is epic
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This is a quality post.
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I want two
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1 ReplyThis wasn't half bad. But when will you be returning to purely political posts?
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[nice]