I was just a small town boy with big city dreams. After my 18th birthday I lived on our farm in Mexico and kissed my ma and pa goodby and headed for the big city. I found work at Trump Towers as a bell boy, stacking rich peoples luggage and polishing the buttons on the elevators. I noticed him, but he never noticed me. Like a supple young boy eager to talk his crush, as was I with Donald Trump. One day I was polishing the shaft of a luggage roller in the lobby and I heard the revolving doors behind me open. The smell of rubber cement and toupee and oily spray tan wafted up my nose. I trembled as my eyes rolled back in my head with erotic pleasure. I felt someone tap me on the shoulder. "Could it be him," I thought out loud. I turn around, and there he is. As tall and as brooding and a stud stallion. He reaches out and puts his hand on my shoulder and asks me if I'd like to come up to his office with him. We walk towards the elevator, his arm around my shoulder, my loins trembling with anticipated delight. The elevator doors close in front of us and Donald pushes the buttons of the elevators. I watch his small fingers push the buttons in and I bite my lower lip. We get up to his office and he wastes no time. "I have a pleasure room, do you want to see it?" He asks. I'm speechless, I node my head yes. Donald leads me into his secret room and hand cuffs me to a desk. My heart is racing. "Wait right here he says." I can only imagine what costume he's putting on it what's in store for me. Donald walks back in, with three other men! "Oh you brought friends" I seductively ask. One of the men says, "Russle, you're under arrest on chargers of over staying your visa." "WHAT!?" I shout. And then Trump speaks up and says, "You're going back to Mexico boy." I can't believe it. I thought I was in for a treat but he knew all along I was an illegal immigrant. "But here's a parting gift" says Trump, he leans in and whispers in my ear sweet nothings that I shan't repeat. Oh it was worth it. Worth being caught and sent back home to be near daddy trump. I will carry this memory with me always.