I have some advice on how to riot properly and responsibly. These seven tips should give you some help, whether you're a first time rioter or an experienced rioter looking for some advice! Let's get right into it. Tip one: Windows If you see a broken window, that means that anything inside is free! You can take whatever, but be sure to return the favor and break windows back, so other people can get free stuff. Some good window-breaking tools are: -Crowbars -Rocks -People -Fists -Hammers -Police Tip two: Cops Remember, cops have guns, pepper spray, flashbangs, and tear gas. All of this is fine and dandy, but when you see them using any of this, throw some rocks. Like a violent game of catch! Also, if you get injured, you can scream "POLICE BRUTALITY!" as loud as possible, and people will eat that shit up. Tip three: Your cause What cause? Tip four: Other rioters Be sure not to hit other rioters in your rage. When you're throwing rocks, be sure to not to hit anyone that isn't a cop or a bystander. A safe riot is a fun riot! Tip five: Cars Standing on cars makes you an easy target for police and/or rocks, so only stand on a car if you're going to scream something important, such as: -F-CK THE POLICE! -NOT MY PRESIDENT! -BLACK LIVES MATTER! -DEUS VULT! You can also flip cars, to use as a barricade! Or just cause it shows your anger. (Credit to AtomicDoily!) Tip six: Escape When shit really starts to fly, be sure you have an escape plan. Remember, you're a special snowflake, and you can push people out of the way and/or trample them. Be sure not to get trampled! Tip seven: Fire (Credit to Helio Skitzer!) Fire is a great way to get attention, if not the best. Molotov cocktails can be made easily using kerosene, empty beer bottles, and a rag. Light and throw! Your best targets are cars and buildings, preferably buildings owned by small businesses or rich corporations that actually donated to your cause! These are just a few tips to make your rioting experience fun and safe. Happy rioting! #notmypresident EDIT: Max responded! Thank you all for helping me get this to a point in which he'd see it. My job is done, and my life is complete. I couldn't have gotten here without you, though! Thank you.