I've been sitting here for hours watching the electoral votes. I'm so glad he won. Kinda pathetic that Hillary couldn't even face her crowd after losing. I guess trash is trash. Watching his speech right now. He's so, very, very professional. Media is completely dishonest. Poles were dishonest. Hillary was dishonest. It's time that we make America great again!

Trump will be the worst president of US

Rip gay people, trans people and the rest. Trump will pass laws against you and have you killed.

I always knew america was retarded, trump winning proves it, it shows america is VERY -blam!-ing stupid, just like trump.

TRUMP WON AGAINST ALL THE ODDS

As a Brit, this is good news. Trump said he'd put the UK at the front of the trade negotiation queue post-Brexit. Hillary said we'd receive 'no special treatment'.

Just goes to show the people of America support a racist, xenophobic bigot I hope destroys this country

Time for BLM raids and terrorists take over America

does this mean we dont have to pay our taxes and can go grab women by the vag day?

>The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Matrix style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired" PART 2: >The year is 2066 >Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network) >Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe >Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia" >Look outside my window >Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door >They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez >Trumpstapo force him onto his knees >A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS >I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him >Trump the Ever-Living >Trump the Undying >Trump the Conqueror >The other neighbors started to gather around >"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked >"No senor, no no!" >"That's what they all say" >The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?" >The Trumptator smirked >My neighbors begin to chant >"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!" >"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!" >My neighbors cheer and celebrate >Several days later >Turn on TNN >On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall >All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall >Notice my neighbor is among them >A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall >How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living >The camera zooms in on our Lord >"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you." >Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall >Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death >Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked What a great time to be alive PART 3: >2068 >Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest >The North American Empire can't be stopped >Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself >America has truly become great again >A rebellion has risen in the NAE >Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back >Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed >The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed >Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant >Will put poison his wine >The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan >The operative goes to the secret meeting location >The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump >They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won >One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality" >A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative >"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted" >He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House >The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison >He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room >"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room >He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him >"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims >The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne >"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?" >"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan" >The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump >"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief >Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk >"You're fired" PART 4: >2016 >Trump has just been elected >About to say first words as president >He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience >"Obama, you're fired" >Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution >Trump is emperor for the rest of time >2025 >Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems >Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall >The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets >Nogs are enslaved again >Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps What a great time to be alive PART 5: >2087 >The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface >This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants >There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now >That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him >The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean >But our great Lord Trump is stuck now >There is nowhere to expand >No place to conquer >No place, at least, on Earth >Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars >He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program >He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters >The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships >Flash forward to 2104 >Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System >He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported >Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid >Those who didn't are immediately stumped >Trump the Mighty addresses his people >"Today, we embark on a new conquest" >"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System" >"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia" >"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!"

Just gonna sit here up in Canada for the next 4 years watching this train wreck. Should've brought more popcorn...

id like to take this moment to just say: all of you fearing things that trump literally CANNOT DO, calm down. he cant deport UNITED STATES OF AMERICA citizens. period. He has little to no influence on the population, he wont make your kids rapists, thats a factor only you, the parent, can apply. He wont start WW3, thats up to congress and whoever gets pissed at the US of A. The things he can do are: improve the economy (indirectly) repeal executive orders set by obama fixing infrastructure is a huge deal for him, so he can do that (indirectly) negotiate with russia (to end our cold war since theyre pals, and maybe stop terrorism) did i mention he can fix our broke AF economy?? because thatd be great as i have posted before, the only real reasons to choose hillary over trump are petty, irrelevant personal opinions. so facts have you in a tight spot, sorry libs. [spoiler]for all the people in opposition to trump, you are entitled to your feelings, you are entitled to your opinions, but frankly, they do not belong in the federal government, much less the presidency[/spoiler]

I'm trump all the way but a small part of me wanted to see bill running around the Whitehouse with a viagra drip wearing nothing but a condom chasing a chubby 20 year old intern lol

Thanks, Mr. Holmes. It's not like every other post in OffTopic is about the election.

I'm happy Muslims will be deported I'm also happy illegal immigrants will be deported.

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaah all the crying useless idiots. They are just mad they will have to work for food stamps. No more hand outs to those lazy btards. [spoiler]not responding to freeloaders.[/spoiler]

Well, here's my warped take on it. Donald comes off to me like that "fun uncle" you hear about. The guy who gives you your first beer, your first smoke...your first line of blow in a bathroom stall at a strip club. Convinces you to grab that stripper by the pu$$y...it doesn't go over well. You get the boots put to you medium style by the bouncers and tossed out on your ear...but hey! You got one helluva story to tell! Hillary on the other hand, feels like your mom. Waiting up for you after a night out with your fun uncle. In an easy chair, with the lights turned off. She proceeds with a systematic deposal of your character. Which in a way, hurts worse than the bouncer beatdown from earlier ever could. [spoiler]also while you were out she went into your room and deleted emails from your girlfriend...she never liked her...[/spoiler] I guess what I'm getting at with this dubious allegory is they both had potential to destroy the country. If you're a "THE SKY IS FALLING!!" sort. At least with Donald it'll be more of a flying down a burning roller coaster sort of "destroy this country". As opposed to the surgically agonizing dismantling I feel Hillary would have been more privy to. To quote Jarl Ulfric in his final words. "Let the Dragonborn do it...it'll make for a better song."

I honestly cannot believe he did it. He really did it. He beat the freakin establishment, the media, the corruption, he beat them all.

BUSH OUTDATED 👴OBAMA OVERRATED 😫HILARY ELIMATED 😱 TRUMP INAUGURATED 🐸 AMERICA ELATED ✔