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Edited by HOOFofFAWNZY:
7/21/2016 11:11:45 AM
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Gave up on becoming a wizard last sunday
They say on the internet that if you make it to 40 years old without losing your v-card you gain magical powers. I really thought I could go the distance but I guess not. :/
Edit: I have been corrected, I actually only had to make it to 30 to become a wizard. And I still couldn't manage that paltry task.
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#Offtopic
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5 RepliesButt stuff?
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14 RepliesYou could become a kkk leader
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1 ReplyDid you watch the ring or something
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3 RepliesI am a wizard. I change into human form to blend into society.
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4 RepliesEven with all your bnet boy toys you still couldn't get laid? Sad op. Very sad.
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1 ReplyI am, grand wizard man.
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1 ReplyI'm destined to become a wizard.
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5 RepliesThe poor deer... [spoiler]I'll show myself out.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesNo, it's 40 years old.
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1 ReplyCongratulations and my condolences...I can't be a wizard either:/
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1 ReplyEdited by The Wizard : 7/21/2016 8:01:20 PMI am The Wizard. I am not a Wizard.
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1 ReplyWell look at you! :D I hope it went exactly how you'd hoped for.
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1 ReplyI don't think your stuffed animal counts fam
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1 ReplyI know I will make it, I just gotta be an asshole to everybody.
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1 ReplyWhat i thought it was 30, -blam!- this is going to be a long journey
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1 ReplyPoor you...
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1 ReplyYOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY
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1 ReplyWho was the lucky guy.
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1 ReplyI thought it was 30...
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1 ReplyYou have to hit 80.
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1 ReplyWell if you're happy, I'm happy. Because I filmed it.
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6 Replies
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7 RepliesExplain in explicit detail what happened
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2 RepliesI guess I really am a wizard. Thanks, Mom.
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7 RepliesI thought it was 30
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1 ReplyYou adorable dork, you.
