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6/29/2016 4:45:59 PM
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*Hits Blunt*
*Hits Blunt*
If you're waiting for the waiter, doesn't that make you the waiter?
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#Offtopic
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2 Replies*hits blunt* If I am a security guard at a Samsung store... Does that make me a guardian of the Galaxy? *passes blunt*
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*Hits blunt* If you're taking a shit, doesn't that mean you're picking it up?
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1 ReplyEdited by Shaft: 7/1/2016 8:46:53 PM*hits blunt* How does an elephant even get IN the room? *passes blunt*
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2 RepliesWho closes the bus doors when the bus driver gets off?
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1 ReplyEdited by MrWiggles: 6/30/2016 10:12:54 PM* hits blunt* If Jesus can walk on water and humans are 78% water, if I walk on someone am I 78% Jesus? * passes blunt*
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1 Reply*hits blunt* Is minkdasink a mink that's a sink or a mink das ink?
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1 ReplyEdited by Meta Legionaire: 7/1/2016 10:09:27 AM*hits joint* If you are clean after coming out of the shower. Why does the towel get dirty?
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1 Reply*long drag off of modified volcano whip attachment* Why is it ok to vape teh marijuanas, but not nicotine liquid?
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I'm high
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Edited by freestate-: 7/1/2016 2:27:13 PM*Hits blunt* if im high why arent i high?
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1 ReplyI feel like it would be a blast to read this thread while high Too bad I don't have any of the dank w33d5
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*Hits blunt* Magnets...?
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1 Reply*punches blunt* If Ghosts are real then shouldn't hospitals be EXTREMELY haunted?
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*turns up heat on Volcano* X_X
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1 Reply*Hits Blunt* Do crabs think fish can fly? *Passes Blunt*
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1 Reply*Hits blunt* Do you realize that if you were to buy a bigger bed, you'd have more bed room, but less bedroom?
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1 Reply*Hits blunt "If sperm is in the balls then is ball really life?"
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1 Reply*rolls another* *puff* If a turtle loses it's shell, is it naked or homeless? *puff*
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1 Reply*Hits blunt Is sand called sand because it's between the sea and the land? [spoiler]bruuuh....[/spoiler]
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2 Replies*hits blunt* Farts are like the ghost of food
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2 Replies*hits blunt* If a titan hits his kids.. is he a striker? Or a son breaker?
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*hits blunt* [spoiler]Moscow Strange and mysterious Towers of red gold Cold as ice Moscow But one who really knows you He knows that a fire burns So hotly in you Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Maidens are for kissing there Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha Moscow Door to the past Mirror of the age of Tzars Red like blood Moscow He who knows your spirit Knows that love burns Hot as embers Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, maiden, hey, maiden, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ha ha ha ha ha Oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh oh... On the cold days, when the air clatters against the empty streets and plazas, and the snow covered Kremlin tower because Moscow seems to be asleep. But at night, there are clinking glasses after the Crimean champagne flowed freely, danced, laughed, and loved. Moscow lives! Moscow! Moscow! Moscow, Moscow One drinks vodka pure and cold It makes you live a hundred years ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Old buddy, your glass is empty But in the cellar there's still more Ha ha ha ha ha Moscow... Moscow... Moscow Old and also young together. In all eternity, You still stand there. Moscow Your heart beats strong and wide. It beats for rich and poor In this city. Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Girls there are kissing Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha, hey![/spoiler]
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11 Replies*hits blunt* TL;DR
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1 Reply*hits blunt* Is it called sand because that's where the sea and land meet?
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2 Replies*hits blunt* ....... [spoiler]*doesn't stop hitting blunt*[/spoiler] [spoiler]what?...[/spoiler]
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[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE[/url] /music plays
