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Edited by SolidusNat:
5/11/2016 2:45:31 AM
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How to poop(A shitposters guide to pooping)
Welcome to lightning phoenix's guide on how to poop
Step one eat
Step two wait for a tingly feeling in your butt
Step 3 walk to bathroom
Step four open door
Step 5 walk in
Step 6 close door(optional lock the door)
Step 7 walk to toilet
Step 8 pull down pants
Step 9 pull down underwear/panties
Optional open toilet seat
Step 10 sit on toilet
Step 11 open the anal flood gates
Step 12 push like your giving birth to a baby
(Optional step 13),wipe
(Optional step between 10 and 12) : make moaning sounds
Optional get up from toilet
step 14 pull up panties/underwear
Step 15 pull up pants
Step sixteen put hands in sink
Step 17 turn on water
Step 18 rub soap all over
Step 19 rub water on soap
Step 20 turn off water
Step 21 dry hands
Step 22(if door locked) unlock door
Step 23 open door
Step 24 walk through door
Step 25 close door
Step 26(optional) reevaluate your life for reading a shitposter's(lightning Phoenix) guide to pooping
congrats you pooped
Optional walk the dinosaur
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Instructions unclear, yelled at for "not flushing"
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2 Replieslast tim i went a baby pooped out
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2 Replies>expected walk the dinosaur >disappointed
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2 RepliesInstructions unclear, dick stuck in water tank.
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Steps unclear crap on the wall
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2 Replieserror step 9-10...toilet seat is down, shit is everwhere
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You're not supposed to push.
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Who shuts the door when pooping?
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1 Replywhen I moan do I think of hot grills?
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Edited by Tom Brady: 5/10/2016 7:52:14 PM
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Instructions clear; shit stuck in toaster.
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4 RepliesSteps 1, 2, 4, and 16 triggered me. Discern why and discuss. [spoiler]┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬[/spoiler]
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Huh..
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1 ReplyStep 18.5 rub soap all over its skin or else it gets the hose again
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Trust me I don't need a guide on how to poop
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3 RepliesHow do I pull up my underwear and pants and wash my hands while I'm still sitting on the toilet?
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1 ReplyLiteral shitpost. I like you're thinking.
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