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What is your most illogical dream ever?

What is the most illogical thing you have dreamt about ever?
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  • I was going to some family function, but the setting was at what seemed to be the north pole at night time with a starlit sky. Then a black military like helicopter comes down, and out of it walks all the characters from the office dressed in formal clothing. They then sat down at white tables and began talking and drinking glasses of wine... Not the strangest dream I've ever had, but it was interesting.

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  • An animated (as in "[i]Who Framed Roger Rabbit"[/i]), talking luggage cart that wanted me to board a blue UFO to find my mom but we couldn't take off because people kept walking on and sitting down thinking it was a movie theater but would then walk off when a movie didn't start.

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  • I had a dream where it was pre-zombie apocalypse. I was in a 200 story building with a bunch of people, including a few friends. Somehow, I knew the building was going to explode (which released the toxins that created the zombie virus that occurred later in my dream). I was on the 200th floor and I sprinted toward the window as the bombs went off. I dove out and crash-landed on the pavement below before getting up and running again.

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    • All of them. But one stands out... I won't say lol

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    • That my dog had Morgan Freeman's voice and started singing Mississippi Queen

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      • They're all pretty strange lol.

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      • All of mine. They're never a simple story. It will go from exploring the deserts of mad max to hey I turn left and now I'm at home eating soup. And for some reason I'll start off in third person knowing I'm a character but it will merge until it's me.

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      • Party with sanguine and sheograth Let's just say it got crazy when both got drunk

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      • I can't dream anymore... [spoiler]It's all black now...[/spoiler]

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      • I had a dream where my room got invaded by giant burritos with nick cage faces, and I had to kill them by throwing cold fruit at them. Then Jack Bauer came at helped me and we drove away with Eminem in a giant wooden record player and ended up fighting my bro's girlfriend. [spoiler];_; I'm -blam!-ed in the head[/spoiler]

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      • I had a dream I was hanging out with my friend who had died, and my mind kept saying, "this doesn't make sense. He's dead." After a while of this, I woke up confused.

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        • My dreams are stupid. Most of the time I end up falling off of a cliff right when I'm about to get laid

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        • My dreams are very logical. It's real life you've gotta worry about.

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        • I dreamt that I woke up in my room in my dream and that kept happening. After awhile I woke up for real and kinda freaked out.

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        • I actually did a project the day it was due [spoiler]like that will ever happen. I procrastinate everything, even death[/spoiler]

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          • Chantix. Final fantasy dance party

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          • Pushed someone off a cliff and i was the one who fell

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          • Everything.

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          • Don't know if it's illogical but it is screwed up. For a while my life was in the shit. My girlfriend had just died and I was dealing with my parents and that... So I was damn stressed. I had guilt from my girlfriend and a feeling that I was a glitch from my parents. Every night I would dream that I couldn't save my girlfriend and she'd berate me in some way with a mechanised voice, kind of female but kind of robotic... If that makes sense. Anyway, one night I dreamt that I had saved her. She got a mirror from my closet and went into it. Then she got me and had a conversation, me her and me. I never had a bad dream about her again.

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          • Feminism standing for equality again

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          • Having a grain of self-esteem.

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          • Getting with a girl I like [spoiler]xD[/spoiler] [spoiler];-;[/spoiler]

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          • Edited by f3: 5/7/2016 4:24:55 AM
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            [spoiler]that all men are created equal[/spoiler] [spoiler]lol I had to im sry u guise[/spoiler]

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          • That I got a girlfriend ;)

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          • people remember dreams?

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          • I was just walking around, when a brick fell from the sky, and when it hit the ground, it sounded like "RIOT!". A ton of people I've never seen came outside, and one guy said it was the will of God, so everybody just started killing each other, and the brick is laughing because the brick isn't God. So I start running and stab a guy with a giraffes neck and he just starts bleeding bees, so I planted a tree and whale falls and starts blowing leaves out of its blowhole. It can't live on land so we all start pushing the whale to the ocean, but we won't make it in time. The tree says "I'm sorry brother" and breaks apart, shoving the whale into the ocean. We all have a funeral and in the will it says to eat his children and since we were his children we all start eating each other and then a tiger came by and said "I say!" And explodes so I woke up.

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