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Edited by irishfreak:
5/7/2016 9:41:48 AM
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Hit me with your best paradox! Or your lamest joke!
Pinocchio says his nose will grow.....
Your turn ;)
Calaway049 defiantly wins with that gif hahaha I don't even care if it's not a paradox it is fukin hilarious!
Why the hell is this trending?
1000 replies...... and the majority aren't even paradoxes...... this is why we can't have nice things.
Why do people carry umbrellas?
[spoiler]because they can't walk...... yeah, I feel bad too[/spoiler]
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31 RepliesEdited by Galliano94: 5/6/2016 10:05:48 AMYou can only answer yes or no to the question below: Is your answer no?
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2 Replies[spoiler]the post below is false[/spoiler] [spoiler]the post above is true[/spoiler]
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I once heard a wise man say, "everything either is or isn't a potato" and the world now makes so much more sense.
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3 RepliesThis is even insulting to me but [spoiler]green[/spoiler] [spoiler]go[/spoiler] [spoiler]i fuc.king hate this[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe statement below is false. The statement above is true.
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1 ReplyTape a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat, buttered side up. Buttered toast always lands on the buttered side and cats always land on their feet.
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1 ReplyEdited by Auttumnnnn: 5/10/2016 6:33:17 AMI've heard that girls like guys who are mysterious, so I installed a fog machine under my bed.
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Religion.
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Just off the top of my head.... What came first: Fire or the Mixtape? If you see light before you hear sound, how does a blind man hear the cops before he sees what he did wrong? Do you have a pair o' docks? Did Autism inspire the Vaccine, or did the Vaccine inspire Autism? Deadpool vs. Superman. Who wins?
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10 RepliesEdited by LiIUziHurt-: 5/9/2016 5:40:10 PM"A paradox is not necessarily a bad thing."
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2 RepliesYou wanna know my lamest joke? [spoiler]ops life. *drops mic*[/spoiler]
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It's Opposite Day. [spoiler]But that means that it's not Opposite Day [/spoiler]
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This statement is a lie.
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3 RepliesWhat language do deaf people think in? Deaf as in deaf from birth without ever hearing any sounds.
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1 ReplyCan a tree make a sound if forest in nobody?
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2 RepliesI have some powdered water...
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11 RepliesI have a lot of codes stashed away but the thing is I'm to lazy to give one to you. :(
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17 RepliesA man is presented with two sandwiches of equal size and quality. The man will not know which one to eat first, and will starve while trying to figure it out.
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This sentence is incorrect.
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4 Replies[i][b]You never move anywhere.[/b][/i] In order to walk 100 yards, you must first go at least 50 yds. In order to go 50 yards, you must first go at least 25 yds. In order to go 25 yards, you must first go at least 12.5 yds. Since we can always halve numbers ad infinitum, you must therefore travel an infinite amount of distance in order to get across the 100 yard span. Since it is impossible to travel an infinite amount of space, because we can always extrapolate some earlier halve for you to be at, then it is impossible for you to move some distance. Therefore, you've been immobile your entire existence.
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85 RepliesEdited by haywire: 5/7/2016 6:10:05 PMOne and only one of these statements is false. All but one of these statements are true. 3 is half of 8. Everybody who has ever procrastinated has never not procrastinated. When you look at this, you are the first person to have seen it. Many stars you look at do not exist. It is possible to move 8 miles in a minute walking. The pinnacle of entropy has never occured, will never occur, has occured, and will occur. If a number times itself twice is itself, then the root of that is not itself, assuming the number times another number is not that number or itself. Nothing exists. Which statement is false?
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Omnipotence. It's the ultimate paradox.
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OK if God is all powerful and could do anything, could he create an object even he couldn't lift. That would in turn mean he couldn't do everything. Suppose you go back in time and kill your grandfather before he met your grandmother. You in turn wouldn't exist so you never killed him, but now you do exist so you can.
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[quote]defiantly[/quote] ...
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2 RepliesWhy do we park in a drive way and drive in a park way?
