{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by irishfreak:
5/7/2016 9:41:48 AM
477
Hit me with your best paradox! Or your lamest joke!
Pinocchio says his nose will grow.....
Your turn ;)
Calaway049 defiantly wins with that gif hahaha I don't even care if it's not a paradox it is fukin hilarious!
Why the hell is this trending?
1000 replies...... and the majority aren't even paradoxes...... this is why we can't have nice things.
Why do people carry umbrellas?
[spoiler]because they can't walk...... yeah, I feel bad too[/spoiler]
English
#Offtopic
-
Did you hear about the research team on sexual relationships between humans and dogs? [spoiler]I'll be in my lab[/spoiler]
-
2 RepliesCertain versions of the Many Worlds Theory (or "Multiverse Theory") follow a set of rules that imply that there are an infinite number of universes, thus creating infinite possibilities through the process of going through each of them. Still with me? Through this theory it is mathematically guaranteed that there are an infinite amount of universes where people breathe water or where Donald Trump becomes a potato farmer or where the Buccaneers can actually have a successful season. But, through this theory, it is also guaranteed that in at least one of these universes, in fact an infinite number of universes, that there would be a man who would travel to our universe, come to my house, and punch me in the face... I'm just fine...
-
4 RepliesLet's say you eat five jelly filled donuts. There were twelve donuts to start with. Three were chocolate, four were glazed. After you ate the jelly filled, you ate the rest. Then, suddenly, a plastic cup falls from the sky and hits your head. Inside of it is a note. It says "Look out!" After you read that, you realize that you just read this entire random paragraph l wrote that means absolute crap and that I was bored when I wrote this. Sorry for wasting your time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]i do have a joke tho. Be prepared for the cringe. [/spoiler] [spoiler]Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?[/spoiler] [spoiler]She was hit by an ambulance. [quote]Sorry for ruining your day. C: [/quote][/spoiler]
-
30 RepliesWhat if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
-
A paradox is a paradox in itself.
-
Edited by Cultmeister: 5/13/2016 7:55:46 PMIn order to prove the existence of the external world (cars, trees, sexy ladies), we use our internal world (our perceptions, feelings and senses). In order to prove the existence of the internal world (perceptions, feelings and senses), we use the external world (brain scans, psychological tests etc). So how do we objectively prove either one exists, when they seemingly rely on the other existing first?
-
1 ReplyThe dyslexic devil worshipper accidently sold his soul to Santa...
-
31 RepliesThe Fermi Paradox. Space is so vast and has so many possibilities, that the probability of extraterrestrial life is incredibly high. Yet, there is basically zero evidence that any life besides our own does exist.
-
1 ReplyIf your force yourself on a prostitute is it r@pe or shoplifting?
-
9 RepliesEdited by Bump: 5/6/2016 12:25:07 PMLeft guy: The guy on the right is lying Right guy: The guy on the left is telling the truth Oh also Alice lives with her aunt. Alice is always very obedient One day her aunt gets sick of it and tells Alice "As of this very moment stop being obedient!" What does Alice say?
-
23 Replies[b][/b]
-
8 RepliesWould you rather be blind in one ear or deaf in one eye?
-
The following statement is true. The prior statement is false.
-
Today is Friday 13th but it is in fact the 20th Friday we've experienced this year.
-
Can god make an object so heavy he can not lift it
-
The following statement is true The last statement is false
-
5 RepliesWhat language do babies think in?
-
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? Also, why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
-
2 RepliesIf a chemistry teacher threw sodium chloride at you would it be [b]a salt[/b]
-
3 RepliesWhy was 6 afraid of 7? [spoiler]Because 7 was a registered six offender[/spoiler]
-
1 ReplyYou're so fat that you're fat. I don't even know what the freak I just said.. 😂💀😔
-
1 ReplyMy lamest joke? That's OP.
-
57 RepliesDefine "nothing"
-
4 RepliesSome helium floats into a bar and the bartender says "hey you, get outta here, we don't serve noble gasses!" The helium doesn't react.
-
5 RepliesEdited by Joyaboi: 5/7/2016 12:18:41 PMLaplace's Demon- A sentient computer is constructed and named "Laplace's Demon". It is the smartest computer in the world and is tasked with two simple things word for word: 1) Predict everything that will ever happen in the universe. 2) Find out when an asteroid is to hit Earth so we can move it before that happens. So the Computer finds out everything that will ever happen and tells the scientists when the asteroid is to hit Earth. They fly out and divert its path before it hits Earth and humanity is saved. One problem: It didn't fulfill its 2 functions. If it saw the asteroid hit Earth but told the scientists who changed it so it didn't hit Earth, then the computer's prediction is false and Function 1 is void. If it did predict the asteroid hitting Earth, but also saw itself telling the scientists who moved it (so in the end it would not hit Earth), it would never tell them about the asteroid because it saw that the asteroid would not hit Earth. In doing so, it changed the future and allowed the asteroid to hit the Earth and Function 2 is void. So what happens?
-
31 RepliesEdited by Galliano94: 5/6/2016 10:05:48 AMYou can only answer yes or no to the question below: Is your answer no?
