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Edited by irishfreak:
5/7/2016 9:41:48 AM
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Hit me with your best paradox! Or your lamest joke!
Pinocchio says his nose will grow.....
Your turn ;)
Calaway049 defiantly wins with that gif hahaha I don't even care if it's not a paradox it is fukin hilarious!
Why the hell is this trending?
1000 replies...... and the majority aren't even paradoxes...... this is why we can't have nice things.
Why do people carry umbrellas?
[spoiler]because they can't walk...... yeah, I feel bad too[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Autolycus: 5/20/2016 5:48:34 AMAn object reflects and absorbs different wavelengths. These wavelengths are reflected into the rods and cones of the eye, and are converted into neural signals. The conscious mind experiences a distinct "colour". The only inputs have ever been neural signals. Where did the information for the perceptive experience of the colour come from?
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1 ReplyI was going to tell a Destiny joke, but I Phogoth it.
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1 ReplyEdited by gkmattc: 9/28/2018 5:57:17 PMDead post lmao
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Hey kids! Bricks![spoiler]my dad taught me that one[/spoiler]
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I bet you haven't heard this joke xenon here before.
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