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4/17/2016 6:08:48 PM
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What was your worst medical emergency?
I've thankfully avoided them for the most part so I don't really have any to share
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I was lighting a firework mortar, and the whole thing just exploded and send one of the rockets into my left eye... Thankfully I can still see
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*is sailing in a dingy *a wild storm appears *trys to get to harbour *makes it *sudden gale of wind+tide pushes dingy under a yacht *trapped under yacht *is drowning *goes unconscious *wakes up in an ambulance surrounded by paramedics who had just resuscitated me *was literally dead for a while *spends a few days in hospital Drowning is awful. It burns in your chest. Haven't been out on open water since. Should have checked the weather lol
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3 RepliesEdited by Goldship: 4/19/2016 5:59:54 AMSuper glued to a toilet seat Here's the story Be at school Had bad cafeteria food Got really bad dierieha Found a stall Sat in it Release the flood gates and little butt demons Took about 10 minutes After finishing tried to get off Turns out some wise guy superglued the seat Tried telling for help Luckily friend was nearby Told him to get help or to get a screwdriver He got a screwdriver Told him to roll it under He did 1 minute later I told him to get a towel He did I told him to pass that under Few seconds later I came out of the stall stuck to a unhinged toilet seat warped in a towel with pants down Proceded to waddle down to nurse office Got sent home after Few days later got unstuck at home Went back to school To this day no matter what I take my time to put toilet paper on seats
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1 ReplyEither my "appendicitis" incident where I was in the hospital for hours waiting for MRI results to see if I needed surgery and ended up being a stomach bug, or my walking pneumonia that lasted 2 weeks.
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Impacted Sinuses Almost had to have surgery
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I got my arm stuck in a wall divider. (The thing that rolls up and down in gyms.)
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I fell off of a chair as a child and city cracked my skull open. I haven't been the same sense.
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2 RepliesHad to take both tendons out of feet as a baby, as well as I almost died cause I crapped in my mothers womb.
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Exposed nerve in tooth. Chewing gum on that side of my mouth, sunk it right up in there. Instant pain. Dropped me to my knees it hurt so bad.
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Broke my left arm twice Sliced open my foot and ankle stepping on glass. And woke up with chest pains and cold sweats thought I was having a her at attack.(Was a muscle cramp in my chest)
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1 ReplyLegos...
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I almost broke a -blam!-ing nail. I know it was sooo close.
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Not technically an emergency because I know how to deal with it, but I've dislocated my knees a total of 8 times. The order I've dislocated them goes right left right right left left left left left. And it hurts even more each time I do it.
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Paper cut 10 years ago Still have the scar to this day
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Had my foot run over by a car
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Dog bit my face. I was 4.
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I had some sort of stomach flu I didnt eat for about a week and a half Very painful I barely slept during that time
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Went temporarily blind after seeing dat ass.
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My sleep apnea. When I was asleep my blood oxygen level was around 51. Anything below 70 means you should be in a hospital on oxygen. I was expected to die in my mid 20's if nothing changed. Since I got my CPAP and my tonsils removed, I've been doing much better although I will likely need more surgeries.
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13 RepliesWhen I was a kid I went down a slide and my testicles got twisted around each other.
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Kidney stones or pooping blood. You pick.
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1 Reply>be me >watching avatar with brothers >jumping on bed >fall into bookshelf >try to break my fall >collarbone slams into the book shelf >broken and dislocated >ITS...A...GIANT....MUSHROOOM!!! MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!
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Having my panaceas removed
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2 Replies* summons demon dog * Uhhh......I stepped on a Lego. [spoiler][b]I broke my wrist and ankle. [/b][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBroke a leg Tried walking it off Wasn't the best idea
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Kicked the couch and broke my pinkie toe
