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1 ReplyI can balance a piece of paper on its thin side without even bending it at all
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Annoying people to death while making babies cry on a burning building with John cena playing a piano singing thousand miles.
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1 Reply[quote][b] [/b][/quote] Can cook minute rice in 59 seconds
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5 RepliesI can put both legs behind my head. It hurts but I can do it with ease.
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Edited by Sir_Tea__Of_Bags: 4/15/2016 6:06:33 PMDouble jointed thumbs. The ability to not blink for hours at a time. The ability to remain as still as death as long as needed. The ability to walk and run silently, without having the slightest clue as to how I am doing it. The ability to mimic most voices and accents near flawlessly after about 20 minutes of practice. Am I cool now?
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2 RepliesI csn pop a lot of my bones My neck My spine My fingers and toes Almost on command
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Reading people. It make me really judgy tho.
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I'm really good at not getting hired at jobs. Absolutely the best.
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1 ReplyEdited by SolidusNat: 4/15/2016 6:11:46 PMMy brother can fly but only infront of muslims my other brother can be invisible but only when naked and when alone My dad smells music I can see wind
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I can always fart silently, but only when nobody is around to hear it.
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I can name the capitals of most countries, but not all
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17 RepliesAnother not so useless talent- I can talk to people who are depressed really well and have stopped people from doing really stupid stuff
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3 RepliesI can poop laying on my belly and catch it with my toes.
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4 RepliesI'm a good hugger...[spoiler]this isn't a joke[/spoiler]
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straining my achilles every week
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I can drink the bleach and survive. [spoiler]why do you let me live give me the sweet release of death[/spoiler]
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I can sing the musics.
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3 RepliesI can beatbox
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I can whistle and hum at the same time.
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Edited by TheGreatReebok: 4/17/2016 4:32:20 PMI'm a 14 year old guy, 5'10'' and I'm mega flexible. Both feet and can go behind my head. I can lick my elbow. No, I didn't try to suck myself off, yet ;). Also can do a bunch off impressions. Kermit the Frog, the Terminator, Jar Jar Binks, and a bunch more. Can rotate my hands around 360°. Can beatbox decently. I'm a really good photoshopper. Really good at Sudoku, Minesweeper, and Solitaire. [i]~TheGreatReebok[/i]
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Edited by Pistol Magic: 4/15/2016 6:39:48 PMI can pee... And start backing up to reach distances no one knew were possible.
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3 RepliesI'm really good at scoring points in any video game[spoiler]for the other team...[/spoiler]
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I can kill myself.
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I have negative kd in every shooter i play
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[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] Innumerable evil laughs and several evil voices. Until I meet someone making a cartoon with a villainous antagonist, it's useless.
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1 ReplyI can open jars pretty good.