So, I was in the game shop today looking for something to play on my new PS4 (Was an XBOX user).
I was recommended to buy The Division but it was £49. I told the guy I just want something cheap to kill some time, so he pointed me to the bargain / special offers section. I saw Destiny "Legendary Edition" was only £25, and I had heard about it so decided to buy it.
On handing my cash over, I was given a few tips.
I was told I had to create a username that contained "TheGreat" (Didn't tell me why...)
If I needed help, I am to post on these forums and state the golden rule that I'm a Girl Gamer?
Also, any topics I make I have to sign? (WTF is that about?)
Anyways, here I am. Any tips on how to "Git Gud" (Another thing this sales guy told me about?)
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5 Replies[i]Gitting Gud: A beginner's guide to the Destiny Forums[/i] Welcome to Bungie.net! It's a pretty big website, ao you might not know where to begin. But don't worry, I'm here to help! Follow these rules, and you'll be famous in no time. [u]Rule #1:[/u] [i]OP is always a fgt.[/i] This is the most important rule here. If somebody makes a post, referring to them as "fgt" in their response is [b]mandatory.[/b] Here on B.net, it is seen as a sign of respect. OP may also be referred to as lettuce, cabbage, or scrub. [u]Rule #2:[/u] [i]Always comment when you mute someone.[/i] Did somebody say something that offended you? Did they insult your K/D? Maybe they said your favorite subclass is for scrubs. Or did they say something about your mother...? No matter what they did, you must assery your dominance by replying with the word "muted." Nothing more, nothing less. (Note: Actually muting them is optional.) [u]Rule #3:[/u] [i](Insert weapon here) is overpowered.[/i] Did you get killed in PvP? Look in the top right corner to see what killed you. That weapon or ability is automatically overpowered, and therefore anybody that uses it is a scrub. Rush to the forums and make a thread to notify people of this new OP weapon [i]immediately.[/i] Bonus points if you have a Hunter on your account. (Note: The Architects and Misadventures are immune to the nerf hammer. Damn it, Bungie!) [u]Rule #4:[/u] [i]If somebody has a Grimoire score of <4000, their opinion is invalid.[/i] "You must be this tall to ride." That statement applies just as much to Grimoire as it does to amusement parks. No grimoire? No ticket. Come back next year, kiddo. [u]Rule #5:[/u] [i]Always look at people's K/D Ratio.[/i] Did somebody make a post about which armor looks the coolest? They must [i]suck[/i] at PvP! Better go insilt their K/D to prove it. Bonus points if yours is lower. [u]Rule #6:[/u] [i]Nerf Fusion Rifles.[/i] Are Sniper Rifles a problem in PvP? Damn, it must be time to nerf Fusion Rifles again. Is your Auto Rifle just too weak? Damn it, Bungie, nerf Fusion Rifles! When they actually [i]do[/i] nerf them, make sure to complain about it. "OMG Fusion Rifles suck now!!!" (They already did!) [u]Rule #7:[/u] [i](Insert game here) will kill Destiny.[/i] Destiny is terrible! Only Desticles still play. When (insert game here) comes out, Destiny will die! RIP Destiny, 2014-(release date) ________________________________________ These are only a few of the unspoken rules here on the Bungie.net forums. You'll start to notice more if you spend a lot of time here. So long as you abide by these rules, you'll do just fine. Good luck out there... Fgt ;)
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You're not a real girl gamer, you didn't have a single "teehee" in your post, or pictures of yourself licking a controller.
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April fools! No wait, it's too early....
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girl gamer old to destiny. so old i dont even play
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Muted
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Where do you buy your b8 m8
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Muted
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Edited by EARWAK3R: 4/1/2016 8:32:05 PMWelcome to the forums. The aim of the forums is to make shit posts using a comedic username. Bonus points if you sign off said username after every post or comment. You do this for a few weeks or months until 12 yr olds notice your signature. You can then make further shit posts that include a list of other shit posters asking if anybody recognises you. A few 12 yr olds will say yes, they can indeed point you out amongst the other idiots. Congratulations, your now a forum famous moron. I see you're well on track. Good job little buddy :)
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Op is a fgt
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7 RepliesBTW im a grill ;)
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Bait.
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Edited by Tolands Son, Child Of Eris: 4/1/2016 8:26:01 PMSo you're a girl huh... let's see if I get this attention if I mention I'm a boy, I'll message you how many girls actually care [spoiler]None will care, watch.[/spoiler] Hii, Boy gamer here. I'm 18 and I'm on the Xbox one. I'm fun to play with and chill. I wouldn't say I'm elite at destiny but I'm just your average player. Girls add me on Xbox one, I even have the division but play destiny more. 😘 [i]~TolandJrTheSlightlyShattered[/i]
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Teabag all thorn users.
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1 ReplyPics?
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1 ReplyI know its bait but y do girls need to announce that they are girls?
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*claps in Shia* ...yes..
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Welcome to Destiny, now that you have the game there's a few Apps I'd recommend you download onto your smart phone immediately. 1. Destiny 2. Destiny LFG 3. Public Events (optional)
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Bad bait bud.
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Click bait much?
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It's just a prank bro
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Edited by doom816: 4/1/2016 11:15:03 AM
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GG Going Gold [spoiler]Stay Gold Ponyboy[/spoiler]
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I saw the title and was about to say that you didn't have to shout out that you were a girl gamer- I liked the plot twist gg
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heh heh
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Edited by stealth_ops_19: 4/1/2016 10:43:59 AMatttttttttttttttttention whooooooooooore nvm im retarded