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Edited by tayrawrlovesyou:
10/19/2015 10:54:43 PM
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not so nice things you've done to your siblings
i once told my brother that a fish oil pill was a multivitamin, but he had to chew it for it to be absorbed correctly.
lmao
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1 ReplyI pushed my sister down some stairs and blamed it on the dog. She broke one of her toes.
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I convinced my younger brother that men have periods..
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-blam!-ed him in the ass
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4 RepliesI had a really big fake spider a few years ago that actually looked pretty real, and I put it in front of my sisters door, and she thought it was real and was scared to go near her room for hours until my mom saw it and picked it up for her. My sister was only three at the time, so she fell for it pretty easily. I put that same spider in my mom's bed as an April Fools joke one year, and she wasn't too happy.
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2 RepliesLil shit kept stealing my smokes and acting like he was innocent, so i proceeded to empty an entire pack of marb reda and fill them with all the pubes i could shave off myself. Packed as many as possible with said pubes and left them right outside the front door. I said i was headin to work early, waited in the tree outside. Saw him take all of them and go to hia friends house. I followed him because goddamnit i wanted to see his face when he lit it. Him and a few other kids gathered behind the old bank and lit em up. All i heard was coughing and gagging and swearing as i laugh my balls off. He never stole another cig from me again after i told him and his buddies what happened. Sooo much vomit.
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5 RepliesBeing the youngest, I didn't mess with my sisters. They loved picking on me though lol. My older sister smacked me in the head with a skateboard and I fell down the stairs and smacked my head again on the door. My grandpa looked at me, and said "you're fine" Note : totally turned out normal (:
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I threw a plastic chair at my brother
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Kicked her teeth in[spoiler]not on purpose![/spoiler]
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I'm the youngest so I got picked on. We would go swimming a lot when I was young, in a nice little lake. I couldn't swim, so I'd hang on to my eldest. One time, she decided to grab me, drag me to the deep end and furiously dip me under the water. She thought me crying BADLY was hilarious. [spoiler]I don't like going under the water now. Ever. Thanks sis. [/spoiler]
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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) Ha... haha... hahahaha... no. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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4 RepliesWhen i was 3 my brother got sick so he stayed in bed and felll asleep when i walked into his room my brother was sleeping with his mouth open so i peed in his mouth, he still doesn't know i did it.
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Took the squeeking thing out of dog toys and put a bunch under my sisters carpet in her bedroom while she was away a few months ago. I bought 15 of them...
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Nothing, I'm an only child.
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1 ReplyI hit my brother with a chair when we were little.. He started crying I started crying Oh what a jolly good time
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3 RepliesNot something I did to them,but what they did to me. About 10 years ago we were going on a holiday which was gonna take a long drive to get there.I gave my brother my iPod so he could charge it. (This was before usb wall plugs were common and he had one of only 2 computers in our house. He charges it,gives it back and all is good.We're travelling in the car and eventually we're out of radio range,so I figured it was time to get my iPod out.I plugged my earphones in and hit shuffle. "FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM" (Forgotten by Linkin Park,it starts loud.I was like 12 don't judge me) full volume in my little ears.I fumble to turn it down but I'm shaking too much and it's not working.Eventually I just ripped the earphones out of my ears.He just sits there laughing and I'm shaking cause it was so unbelievably loud. That little shit turned the volume all the way up before giving it back to me.
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* "More of an accident but I was riding my dirt bike (I was 9 then, brother was 4-5) and my bike was twitchy and sometimes had no brakes or sped up without my control, my brother decided to walk out onto the gravel road right in front of me as I couldn't stop my rogue bike and I ran him over, he is fine."
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1 ReplyEdited by obxRex: 10/20/2015 9:14:04 PMI sat on my sisters face and farted
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Edited by salt: 10/21/2015 12:23:00 PMSiblings? Oh yeah... Those guys. I had a brother that teased me a bit.[spoiler]i don't any more...[/spoiler] [spoiler]he died in a car crash...jeez what did you think I did you psychopath![/spoiler]
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Burned one side of my brothers face
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When I was 4 I hit my sis in the head with a metal tractor toy, had to go to the hospital.
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I walked inside through the front door and slammed it shut, not realizing that my brother tried to put hand in the door and broke four fingers
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Edited by Svedalrain: 10/21/2015 9:57:56 AM
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I slipped some mentos in their diet coke.. ;)
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2 RepliesI was digging a "Snow fort" with a shovel, when my little brother walked up behind me, and I accidentally hit him across the forehead with it... It actually cracked his skull open over 6 inches, and he almost died. 20 years later he still has the scar across his forehead.
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1 ReplyI put a single lego on the floor. [spoiler]no regrets[/spoiler]
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She hit me with her softball bat broke three fingers. I waited a few weeks. Night before her prom I crazy glued all her fingers together.
