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Edited by bob the builder:
10/5/2015 5:27:08 AM
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This game is so unrealistic
Oryx doesn't have lips so how can he say half the things he says. If that's not proof enough what is ?
People are pointing out one or two other things also. It's like they didn't even try
For the people wondering if I'm kidding let me tell you I'm not. This is a massive issue that needs addressed. Sure there are one or two other things that are a little "far fetched" but a hive God talking with no discernible mouth or lips. It's crazy and I can't keep my feelings in anymore. I won't live a lie !!!
Well guys it's been a few days now and what a laugh I've had at some of the people who said some horrible things because they thought I was serious. The irony in being called an idiot by people too dumb to see they have been trolled makes me smile every time. If you are one of those people then we'll done . And also don't reproduce. If you are so dumb that you see a post like this and believe it's real then you are a danger to society, yourself and everyone around you. To the others that took this for what it was in the spirit it was ment. I thank you. This community suffers enough toxicity daily. It's nice to break the cycle sometimes with something light hearted. Let's let this post die now . I love you all equally guardians and I'll see you at the annual "Give oryx lips for Africa " rally.
English
#Destiny
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3 RepliesWell at least you tried being funny... muted
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Dont go on and then [i]explain[/i] the joke and write 'lulz u r dumb' - defeats the purpose.
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Next we'll be talking about how Oryx is Crota's father, and Oryx doesn't have a wife, hahahahaha... Wait a minute...
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Worst satire ever. And this site has some of the worst in the world.
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Edited by steadyhand08: 10/5/2015 8:43:12 AMNote: peeps from the colonies don't get sarcasm
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Edited by HSomCokeSniper: 10/5/2015 6:02:55 AM
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Maybe he has lips [i]inside[/i] his mouth
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I'm lol'ing so hard at everyone that [i]still[/i] thinks that this was a serious post. Lmao
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It's a -blam!-ing Sci-Fi game. [spoiler]Because having powers and being revived after 100s of years is [i]so realistic.[/i][/spoiler]
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And shooting space magic and turning little balls into weapons and armor is real? You've got bigger problems here
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3 RepliesIf your actually worried about this, you sir is a big effing tit
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What's even more unrealistic is how good his English is. The Dreadnaught must have some great ESL instructors.
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Be me >reads post >says no way >does kings fall raid today >zooms in on scope >remembers post >you were right
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1 ReplyHave you seen his feet?
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Got too agree...shotguns have much more range that portrayed in this game (and many others).
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1 ReplyJust like everyone at bungie , he talks out his ass
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1 ReplyImage from http://cdn.meme.am/instances/22118345.jpg. This.
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And water is wet
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SPACE MAGIC
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You can talk without moving your lips and his vocal cords must just be slightly different to project the sprang better or he talks through totally different means. I get this is a post meant to be funny I'm just saying.
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Simple.... he doesn't talk from his mouth.
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That's the point
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Anything's real in a video game
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2 RepliesEdited by TheLastWord70239: 10/4/2015 11:14:48 PMWhat's unrealistic is your stupidity. It a video game. There are no boundaries or limits as to what can and can't be possible.
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How did the heretic talk in Halo 2? He had no lips and his mouth slit into 3 parts. Its a video game they are meant to be unrealistic.
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1 Reply-_- Are you crazy? Or just plain stupid? [spoiler]And did you watch the cutscenes at all?[/spoiler]
