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Edited by Iceisaperson:
10/5/2015 9:41:58 PM
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Roses are red
Every one post your best roses are red poems rules are that you must have roses are red anything under is fine. That's it 4 da rules I'll go first roses are red grass is greener when I think of you I start to masturbute YES 100 replies thank you all so much keep the poems going [spoiler]yay I am so happy some people here watch jacksfilms[/spoiler] let's keep on going were strong at 200 poems :D
Edit:500 awesome poems you guys are gr8 lets keep this thread going
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Roses are straight Violets are twisted Bend over love You're gonna get fisted
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From a dog's perspective: Roses are grey Violets are also grey Let's go chase cars
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Roses are red Yoda is green I two hand my light saber If you know what I mean
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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the the van
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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka costs less Than dinner for two Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Dandelions are red Holy shit my garden is on fire!
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1 ReplyRoses are red, Violets are blue, it's Valentines day, So IDFWY
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13 RepliesRoses are red And violets are blue. One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch avenue It's red versus red and blue versus blue It's I against I and me against you Violets are blue, roses are red Living like this we were already dead Hop in my car It don't have any doors It's built like a cat It lands on all fours My car's like a puma It drives on all fours Red versus red Blue versus blue
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Roses are red Violets are blue If had a brick I'd throw it at you
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1 ReplyRoses are red. Nuts are brown. Skirts go up. Pants come down. Body to Body Skin to Skin. When it's stiff you stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out Dripping and starts to sag. It's Not What You Think... It's Just A TeaBag.
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Roses are red Violets are blue Jazz and I are black So Carlton what are you? - fresh prince of bell air
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Roses are red Tires are black Why is your chest As flat as your back?
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Roses are red your blood is too step back before I make it come out of you
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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom got -blam!- And gave birth to you
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Roses are red Violets are blue The mets need to stop playing like shit Rhyme
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1 ReplyRoses are red. Violets are blue. We're having sex, Because I'm stronger than you.
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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Zebra
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Roses are red Violets aren't blue I can't rhyme So -blam!- you
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My first appearance!
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Roses are black Violets are black The sky is black I need a cleanse I'm not a desticle
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Roses are red And violets are blue Some day we'll cruise Down the gulch avenue It's red versus red And blue versus blue It's I against I And you against you
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Roses are red Violets are blue So are you because I'm stronger than you
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Roses are red, violet's are blue, sugar is sweet but Carrie White eats sh!t.
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Roses are gray Violets, like fog Poems are hard When you're a dog
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Roses are red My penis is brown I have poop dick
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Roses are red Violets are blue We're having sex Cuz I'm stronger than you
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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm an asshole And so are you
