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Edited by PONETHEPOON:
8/7/2015 4:23:10 PM
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Would you accept ONE TRILLION DOLLARS to...
...to cut off your genitalia.
[b][i][u]Things to consider. [/u][/i][/b]
[b][i]-You would be the wealthiest in the world.
-You could buy two countries and make them fight each other for your amusement.
-brazzers subscription for life. (For the plot)
-There's practically nothing you couldn't do.
-You could smite all your enemies. [/i][/b]
HOWEVER..
[b][i]-You will [u]never ever[/u] experience sexual gratification in any capacity, ever again.
-For the sake of this post you cannot buy new trouser meat/beaver, you live the rest of your life with no thunder down under.[/i][/b]
If you did cut it off, what would you do with the money?
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2 Replies>Accepts money >Buys thread >Changes OP so I can buy new dick >Profit
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1 ReplyI would do it, and use the money to invent a device that will activate all pleasurable areas, feeling [b]even better[/b] than having a sexual interaction ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Then patent it, sell it, acquire more money.
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I would do it for sure.
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I would cut it off, then with some of the money, I would get a new dick
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2 RepliesSee I actually did cut off my penis once. However it regenerated very quickly, it even got longer
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4 RepliesHow do you cut off a vag..?
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3 RepliesMoney is obtainable in many ways, but you only ever get one trouser snake.
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nope nope nope nope
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[b] [/b]
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Edited by bagelbro123: 8/12/2015 12:09:37 PM-blam!- yeah. Then i would replace it with a laser-shooting robotic one. Im a virgin so ive never felt sex. But i would still have something down under ya know?
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4 RepliesTake money, clone self, invest/invent mind transfer. Get new body Live forever ???? Profit
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11 RepliesThe snow glows white on the mountain tonight Not a footprint to be seen A kingdom of isolation, And it looks like I'm the queen. The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried! Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well, now they know! Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Turn away and slam the door! I don't care What they're going to say Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway! It's funny how some distance Makes everything seem small And the fears that once controlled me Can't get to me at all! It's time to see what I can do To test the limits and break through No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free! Let it go, let it go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go, let it go You'll never see me cry! Here I stand And here I'll stay Let the storm rage on! My power flurries through the air into the ground My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast I'm never going back, The past is in the past! Let it go, let it go When I'll rise like the break of dawn Let it go, let it go That perfect girl is gone! Here I stand In the light of day Let the storm rage on, The cold never bothered me anyway!
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Edited by bagelbro123: 8/12/2015 10:18:34 AM[i] [/i]
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Do you have to cut it off with a rusty spoon? Or is it done by a doctor? These are the real questions.
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But i could reattach it...
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Yes because I can get It put back on
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1 ReplyDo I feel the pain from cutting it off?
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Done deal, instantly yes
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I would take the trillion. Then cut off my cock. THEN. Spend a trillion on a new cock. Simple. Ill make it so my orgasms short circuit my brain and i die. Then give burn all the money to help make the dollar go a littler farther.
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Lil Webby don't need no trillion dollars baby
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What if I dont buy it, I steal it?
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Yeah sure. Lot of things I could do with that sort of money.
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3 RepliesOh hell yeah i will cut my penis and testicles for half the money
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4 RepliesI'm a grill so this don't apply 2 me
