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Edited by CanuckCaliber:
7/27/2015 7:52:07 AM
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Chuck Norris jokes: Destiny Style
I'll start:
- Chuck Norris has a 365 khvostov
- Chuck Norris doesn't fly to planets - they fly to him
- The lighthouse is where Chuck Norris lives
- Chuck Norris locked the Vex in the Vault of Glass
- Every round is a one hit final round for Chuck Norris... in his auto rifle
Any others? I'm not great with lore but I get the feeling that lore would make some great ones. (I will put up honorable mentions)
SuitedDust26277: chuck Norris gave birth to oryx
ForgetfulDrunk: Crota's shield doesn't regen in the "Presence of Chuck Norris"
AxeColossus: atheon had to ask chuck Norris what time it was
LankeeClipper: the impending doom that Rasputin saw coming wasn't the darkness, it was Chuck Norris
Cloudless9: gorgons try to be stealthy to avoid the chuck Norris gaze
Mxadvent: chuck Norris is the reason the cabal are running
RedDeadWeight81: the lighthouse tries to get to Chuck Norris every weekend
ElectroClaw: Before they fought Chuck Norris, the fallen were called the Standing
ThatShaunGuy: Skolas checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before he sleeps
RejectedShot: Chuck Norris can blink... on his titan
AngryBovine1419: Xur waits for Chuck Norris to arrive
Prinze: No matter your level, chuck Norris will always appear with "???" next to his name
YoSoyJackBauer1: The only bounty that Chuck Norris can't do is the post mortem bounty
AnimeFreak0: When you shoulder charge Chuck Norris... YOU die
Dalmori: All of the vault space we're missing... Chuck Norris has it
RagingPandaKC: Chuck Norris once killed the entire opposing team... then he spawned in
UraniumBoss235: RNGesus prays to Chuck Norris
Becket113: Chuck Norris can reload golden gun
TackyKid45: Chuck Norris once used fist of havoc, it is now known as "the big bang"
Nova_FrostV2: Crota's Oversoul was destroyed by Chuck Norris's gaze
Agito: Aksor refused to get out of his cell when he saw Chuck Norris
English
#Destiny
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Chuck Norris Grimoire score is Infinity.
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The Nine answers to the Will Of Chuck Norris.
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when Chuck Norris is raiding Crota kneels on purpose. The stranger [i]does[/i] have time to explain what she doesn't have time to explain because Chuck Norris did everything for her. A phalanx won't even bother using its shield because it knows Chuck Norris can break it with a round house kick. Chuck Norris can precision kill a Minotaur.
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When Chuck Norris first played destiny, his 3 subclasses were, StormCaller, NightStalker, and Sunbreaker [spoiler]and left the world wondering how [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by vonix200: 7/19/2015 9:09:44 PMThe nine refer to chuck Norris as the one.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris killed xylar by smacking him with atheon
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When the fallen are in patrol they run when the see [b][i][u]Chuck Norris is prowling [/u][/i][/b]
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Randal the vandal check his closet every night for Chuck Norris
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1 ReplyThe traveler is the left nut of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris soloed the vault of glass...while blindfolded
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4 Replies"Chuck Norris has entered your fireteam..."
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How do you know you've seen Chuck Norris in destiny? When you are killed by the Architects.
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Grimoire card # 1111 "Ghost are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster then death can process them"
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2 RepliesChuck Norris eats Exotic Shards and shits Gjallerhorns Several of Chuck Norris' sons are known in the Destiny world as the Architects. Atheon tried going back in time to kill Chuck Norris before he was born. But no matter how far he went back, Chuck Norris was still there... The Cabal didn't believe in religion until they met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has only done one Fist of Havoc. The Fallen refer to it as "the Whirlwind" Before that Chuck Norris threw a Nova Bomb. The resulting Vortex is where the Traveler came.
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Chuck Norris killed crota without the sword
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1 ReplyChuck Norris revived his ghost.
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Chuck Norris is the kell of kells
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Chuck Norris didn't like the original voice of the ghost....enter Nolan North Bungie wanted to use Chuck Norris as the new Armor material but soon realized that increased everyone's level automatically to infinity. Chuck Norris once at some bad sushi and the fusion grenade was born.
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Those were gold. Especially the Big Bang one! XD
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2 RepliesThe Vex took a look at chuck norris They tried to understand his ultimate power They failed Here is a Vex Transmission -[ERROR 1-237A]- //-Sync errror identified- Object unknown ([Identity]) (Norris-Chuck) Defense properties -NULL- -//NO ACTION FOUND//- -(/ Logical Corse of action: WORSHIP/)- Code 1001010100101010101111101010101 -Start Sync-
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Edited by Taniks the Salty: 9/14/2015 12:37:17 AMChuck Norris is the real Kell of Kells.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take engrams to the Cryptarch, the Cryptarch brings engrams to him.
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Chuck Norris Caught a throwing knife and threw is back
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Chuck Norris opened the time stream , and made Atheon succumb to the oracles...
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Chuck Norris named his cat Crota, because Crota is a pussy.
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Chuck Norris is the unknown benefactor
