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Edited by CanuckCaliber:
7/27/2015 7:52:07 AM
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Chuck Norris jokes: Destiny Style
I'll start:
- Chuck Norris has a 365 khvostov
- Chuck Norris doesn't fly to planets - they fly to him
- The lighthouse is where Chuck Norris lives
- Chuck Norris locked the Vex in the Vault of Glass
- Every round is a one hit final round for Chuck Norris... in his auto rifle
Any others? I'm not great with lore but I get the feeling that lore would make some great ones. (I will put up honorable mentions)
SuitedDust26277: chuck Norris gave birth to oryx
ForgetfulDrunk: Crota's shield doesn't regen in the "Presence of Chuck Norris"
AxeColossus: atheon had to ask chuck Norris what time it was
LankeeClipper: the impending doom that Rasputin saw coming wasn't the darkness, it was Chuck Norris
Cloudless9: gorgons try to be stealthy to avoid the chuck Norris gaze
Mxadvent: chuck Norris is the reason the cabal are running
RedDeadWeight81: the lighthouse tries to get to Chuck Norris every weekend
ElectroClaw: Before they fought Chuck Norris, the fallen were called the Standing
ThatShaunGuy: Skolas checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before he sleeps
RejectedShot: Chuck Norris can blink... on his titan
AngryBovine1419: Xur waits for Chuck Norris to arrive
Prinze: No matter your level, chuck Norris will always appear with "???" next to his name
YoSoyJackBauer1: The only bounty that Chuck Norris can't do is the post mortem bounty
AnimeFreak0: When you shoulder charge Chuck Norris... YOU die
Dalmori: All of the vault space we're missing... Chuck Norris has it
RagingPandaKC: Chuck Norris once killed the entire opposing team... then he spawned in
UraniumBoss235: RNGesus prays to Chuck Norris
Becket113: Chuck Norris can reload golden gun
TackyKid45: Chuck Norris once used fist of havoc, it is now known as "the big bang"
Nova_FrostV2: Crota's Oversoul was destroyed by Chuck Norris's gaze
Agito: Aksor refused to get out of his cell when he saw Chuck Norris
English
#Destiny
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Chuck Norris killed Xylar
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Chuck Norris is all three classes and he always. Got his super ready
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Chuck Norris allready killed Oryx.
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3 RepliesPlease reply to this comment so I can come later. This is fkn hilarious
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The Prison of Elders is inside Chuck Norris' beard
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The Speaker became The Silencer once he saw Chuck Norris
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During the "you've woken the hive" mission the thrall are running away from chuck Norris not towards you.
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1 ReplyMara Sov bows before Chuck Norris.
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1 ReplyI feel like lord shaxx is the chuck Norris of destiny. Just a though.
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Smoggypluto once kicked chuck Norris's ass.
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Chuck Norris is so good... He can use a warlock and do good
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1 ReplyWhen the screen goes black and gives you an error code it just means you encountered chuck norris and he booted you for being so weak
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Chuck Norris needs no ghost revival because he cannot be killed.
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Master rahool gives chuck norris exotics for blue engrams
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Chuck Norris has a grimore score of 10,000
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chuck Norris is the darkness and the traveler but he can't make up his mind so it created the never ending battle between light and dark
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Chuck Norris got appled after completing the hard Raid.
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Chuck Norris still has a Dinklebot
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Edited by BEZsmith: 9/14/2015 12:55:26 AMOne time a Cabal shield bashed Chuck Norris. That Cabal now orbits Mars.
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1 ReplyWhen CN misadventures, Destiny dies.
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The ghost didn't resurrect Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Resurrected the ghost
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Chuck Norris go to the lighthouse [spoiler]in vanilla destiny [/spoiler]
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In Chuck Norris' hands, The Last Word, is RoundHouseKick.
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2 RepliesChuck Norris is so bad ass that when he gets shot with the thorn it heals him.
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1 ReplyYou know why the Fallen have a view in the Prison of Elders? Yeah, I guess he did that.
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Chuck Norris Grimoire score is Infinity.
