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5/1/2015 6:52:14 AM
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Ever gotten a blow job while playing?
Just curious.
Trying to talk my girlfriend into doing it.
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6 Replies>be me >be in highschool >be sleeping over at friend's house >gaming all night >friend falls asleep >mute TV so I can keep playing >his sister just got out of late night shower >wearing nothing but a bathrobe >hair is tied up >I don't notice because Battlefront >takes her a while to catch my attention >have never thought about her like that >she asks if I want a bj while I pwn n00bs >I didn't hear her >she takes off the robe in front of the TV >now I notice >she asks again >boner.jpg >we get to it >pwning so hard while she's blowing >ohhhhhyeah.gif >explosion.gif >she swallows >hear footsteps >begin to panic >she doesn't hear them >freaking out >looking for blanket to cover her with >footsteps reach room >her parents open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
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I got my girlfriend into being a catcher for my urine Thanks Rhino
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15 RepliesI tried giving my boyfriend a bj while playing, majority of the time he'd get mad and pull me off because he's concentrating on the game.
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Ya its really hard to race on gta v when that happens
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1 ReplyYea. I call them nerd jobs. My wife finds it hilarious when she hears my clan getting mad because they know it's happening when I die easily
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That has never happened while playing. So nope.
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11 RepliesI wanna get one while sleeping
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1 Reply[quote]Do this SWIGGITY ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swooty ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ (￣3￣) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ ( -_- )っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂( -＿ - ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! ／ ＼ | 。 。 | ＼ ___ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if yo age is / \ (•_•) /( (> not on the clock / \ Get (•_•)/ <) ) ready for my cock / \ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER BITCH (•_•) <) )╯because bitch I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( •_•) 2 < ⌒ヽ F / へ＼ A / / ＼＼ B ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ 4 / / Y / /| O ( (ヽ U | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／/ B I T C H[/quote]
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If you have to talk her into doing anything - you're doing it wrong.
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She would if I asked her to, but I'm not about that.
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Would recommend. Somehow way less distracting that watching pr0n while playing.
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5 RepliesI indeed have done that, but the best was when my bf was slamming into me when I was playing pvp.
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2 RepliesGreat , I get to go through a thread showing how much of a loser I am , great
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1 ReplyHeh i woke up to one [spoiler]best... Day... Ever[/spoiler]
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Nope, but if a girl on here would contribute to being my first, it would be much obliged ;)
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Yeah but it just distracts me from the game and end up -blam!-ing. So yeah it's great
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1 ReplyWhile playing NHL 14.
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3 RepliesWhy didn't Jesus play hockey?
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1 ReplyEdited by Crock mocket: 5/6/2015 3:38:45 AMYes, I have, and now thinking.about it is making me miss my ex girlfriend, so thanks a lot.
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Yep. Gave one to myself while playing.
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Yep. On the mic, too.
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1 ReplyEdited by KamoKing: 5/6/2015 1:12:43 AMImagine That! XD [spoiler]"Hey, would you mind giving me a blowjob while I play some Density? Yeah, thanks"[/spoiler]
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Have you ever had sex....driving up a mountain?
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I feel you bro, my girl isn't really willing too.... Yet
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Yeah, it was difficult bending down that far and keeping an eye on the screen but I managed it
