Got to love being at work and having nothing to do and spending most of a 12 hr shift f*cking around on the forums meeting new people for over $30/hr, lol
Anyone else getting paid as they read through the forums?
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2 RespuestasHow do I get that job?
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Aha, yeah... Between calls when all is calm and patrols are covered
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3 RespuestasWhere do you work and what is your job title?
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2 RespuestasYeah I'm a paid troll by bungie to try to stir up the forums.
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1 RespuestaI get paid to -blam!- your mother
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4 RespuestasYou want to shoot over a job application?
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2 RespuestasWow, I didn't know you could get paid for this.
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7 RespuestasAs a veterinarian i mostly just wait for the patients to come to me most of my cases on injuries/diseases etc i get done quick so i usualy have a lot of free time and sit here eating some tamales that i save in my personal fridge at the break room
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2 RespuestasJust in tears, although they've dried up a bit recently.
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8 RespuestasLol me too .... I get paid 50$ an hr and spend most of my day on the forum, looking at the Espn app or playing clash of clans.
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This happens often for we as well.
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11 RespuestasEditado por Agent Florida: 2/5/2015 8:51:29 PM>be cashier at Walgreens >shitty job but it pays the bills while I wait to go back to school in spring >slow night, not many customers >suddenly see the fattest of fat -blam!-s approaching register >cart full of Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets >has so much fat that he has to lean on the cart to assist him with walking >so fat that he won't take anything out of the cart, makes me scan everything while it's still in the cart >isthis-blam!-erious.jpg >a guy walks in only wanting a 20oz Pepsi, has to wait behind Fatty McGee >total comes to 78 dollars >shoves sweaty $100 bill in my face like an asshole >mark it to make sure it's legit, go to put it in the register >"wait let me give you the (whatever) cents" >starts searching in pockets for approximately a decade looking for change >by this point there are four people waiting behind Fat-blam!- McFatterson >all visibly upset that they have to wait for him >I call for second cashier >everyone immediately goes to his line to stop dealing with all the fat >this guy is seriously now running out of breath searching for change >starts wheezing >finally makes the change so I can give him all bills back >second cashier's line empties >guy spends a couple minutes sorting hot pockets, wallet, fat >"I can't wait to get home and go to bed, it's been a long day" >making small talk I say, "Long day at work?" >"oh no, I don't have a job, I borrowed that money from my mom" >"So what do you do?" >"I moderate the forums on bungie.net" >mfw
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I get paid in tears
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1 RespuestaWell, technically I am always "on call", I usually work remotely (from home most times), but can/will travel to either our corporate offices or a client site (anywhere on the globe) if the call comes in. As "heavy" as that sounds, most times I am either in my home office, a coffee shop, and much less frequently at an office or client hospital. So, most times that I am "here", I am also either actively doing something work-related or am at least lightly engaged in work. Work is serious and gets as much attention as it requires, this place tends to get "spare clock cycles" and is (to me) just a form of idle relaxation. There have been times when I've "finished something that work needed, returned to look at this site" and noticed that I had left a reply-window open, my response half-typed and it was hours, days or even weeks, since my attention was pulled away from this site and that post.
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Yeah, I wish.
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Yeah, most of my forum browsing is done from work.
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I would of banned so many people who've brokin the coc and moved so many threads.
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30 dollars an hour?
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Dun even have a job.
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2 RespuestasI used to get paid to be here but now I'm working in a lab that requires my acute attention. So while I have some hours of downtime in the morning Afterwords it's nine to ten hours of straight work
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1 RespuestaI just got a raise!
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1 RespuestaIts fantastic i must say
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3 RespuestasObama pays me fifty cents if I mention him in my comment
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3 RespuestasI make $21.60/hr cleaning the morgue at a hospital. A fair portion off my days go to joking around with the coroners and browsing the forums. [spoiler] Yes, I've touched a corpse. No, I didn't f[u][/u]uck it.[/spoiler]
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6 RespuestasMe. I sit at work and go on these garbage forums and bash Jesus all day