OMG CRAZY FUNNY FAT KID https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

OTHER DESTINY BUGS THAT NEED FIXING: 1. My Titan armor has nipples. 2. Why can't my Warlock perform the Cruciatus Curse? 3. I found an awesome tank in the Cosmodrome, but I can't seem to drive it. 4. My Huntress has been doing her sexy-dance in front of the Cryptarch for an hour and he hasn't slipped a single engram into her hotpants. 5. My ghost sounds bored and annoyed, like I interrupted his nap? 6. I activated "String of Curses" on my Bad JuJu, and now whenever I pull the trigger, it calls me a "no talent ass clown". 7. I keep typing "hot coffee", but The Queen remains fully clothed. 8. When I shoot my "Thorn", Bret Michaels sings "Every rooooose has its thoooorn"-- nevermind this glitch is awesome, don't change a thing. 9. This may be off topic, but the ending of "Lost" was really unsatisfying. 10. Sometimes when I play too long my butt falls asleep. 11. Whenever my Hunter kills someone with a throwing knife, she shouts, "KNIFE to meet you." 12. There are no cup holders on my sparrow. 13. Does my Titan have super short arms? It seems like my Titan has super short arms. 14. My Warlock is wearing a one piece bathing suit instead of underwear. 15. When Crota takes a knee, the Thralls shout, "Tebow! Tebow! Tebow!" until the game freezes. 16. My Ghost has the voice of Gilbert Gottfried. 17. My Ghallajorn shoots banana cream pies. 18. This game is ruining my marriage? 19. My "Mida Multi-Tool" has no corkscrew. 20. Atheon sent me back to 1955 where I accidentally interfered with my parents' first meeting and nearly erased my own existence.

Can i get likes on this post for no f*cking reason?

[u]Destiny's days are numbered.[/u] I'm about to show when, why, and what games will kill destiny. Read on to find out. As of right now, no accurate figure shows how many people are still playing destiny, and how many people have already left. For the sake of this calculation, I'll be referring to the "groups" gamers fall into. Onto the list of Destiny's demise: February (Beginning now) - Evolve releases, taking a great portion of gamers that enjoy team tactics. Witcher 3 and The Order 1886 attract gamers that actually care about story. March - House of Wolves drops. ENORMOUS player base that mistakenly bought the Season Pass leaves after finishing content in a few days. Bloodborne releases, taking the players that enjoy a difficult challenge. Battlefield Hardline drops, consuming Destiny's shooter PVP base. That is just two months. In addition to that, ESO is expected to release within 3-5 months, and they have dropped the monthly subscription fee. There goes your MMO crowd that enjoys grinding. DICE's Star Wars Battlefront will obliterate any remaining multiplayer nuts who still get on Destiny by then. No Man's Sky will release this year. Elite: Dangerous is coming to console this year. From the aforementioned facts... Predicted Destiny Death Date: [b]06/2015[/b]. Swallow that, Bungie. [u]EDIT[/u]: Halo 5: Guardians. Seems fitting, with the name and the franchise you abandoned, that it will help destroy your game. [u]EDIT 2[/u]: Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin. Same thing with Bloodborne, in that your player base that enjoys a challenge, more than a broken raid (or three), will leave in favor of Dark Souls. [u]EDIT 3[/u]: Borderlands in march. The list grows, but this game is important, especially since Destiny is a basic rip from this game. [u]EDIT 4[/u]: The Division. More story facing off against destiny's story. Well it would, if Destiny even had a story. [u]EDIT 5[/u]: Uncharted 4, even more story climbing the line graph whilst destiny sits at a horizontal line. [u]EDIT 6[/u]: I realize now that the Witcher 3 was delayed until May, thanks for letting me know. [u]EDIT 7[/u]: Arkham Knight. Not much to say there, other than Destiny is still majorly out of it's league thanks to the many post-release updates breaking the game. [u]EDIT 8[/u]: Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy. Seriously, the amount of edits is getting crazy. I wonder how many edits I'll have to add with all of these games that eclipse Destiny's experience. [u]EDIT 9[/u]: So someone in the comments below summed up why destiny will fail pretty nicely, laying out Bungie's business plan. Posted by ViperJava: -Destiny release $60 3 months -Dark below $20 3 months -House of Wolves $20 7 months of nothing game is dead and everyone forgets about it... September 2015 -Destiny 1.5 aka Comet $60 3 months -DLC $20 3 months -DLC $20 If you don't see a money grab pattern, you might have to rethink your spending on the game market. [u]EDIT 10[/u]: People defend destiny like the SS in 1942 defended the Third Reich, blind to the führer picking their pocket. Seriously guys, keep crying about how I'm an idiot for predicting this. It just bumps my post, and you'll feel stupid when the majority of players leave destiny in favor of the great games listed above ;) [u]EDIT 11[/u]: METAL GEAR. [u]EDIT 12[/u]: DBZ. There goes the fantasy crowd, if any of those existed in destiny. Maybe they might have been gone with past sci-fi games, but this takes the cake for a select group. [u]EDIT 13[/u]: Planetside 2. Pumped for any sci-fi free to play, because we all know its going to be more satisfying enjoying a free game than not enjoying something you paid for. [u]EDIT 14[/u]: Shout out to Icecreamt4co for helping me damn bungie to oblivion! [b][u]EDIT 15[/u][/b]: wow 1k replies. That means at least 500 people responded, considering half of them are my own comments talking with you guys. Rock on.

When Comet: the plague of darkness is coming out?

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Well , i have a solution for wasting a lot of ammo on patrol and other missions. Make some legendary sparrows available with fire power. L2 heavy and R2 primary .What do you guys think?

Can we please do something about the iron banner sniper with final round perk it is destroying destiny