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Editado por Crock mocket:
1/31/2015 4:05:49 AM
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Convenience Store Roleplay (Now 30% off all items!)
It's a small town. It's late at night, its raining lightly. I'm the only worker in a Mac's, and this is the only place in this rural area that's open at this hour.
[i]For those who don't know, Mac's is a 24 hour convenience store in Canada with a Subway INSIDE THE STORE. Whaaaat?![/i]
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#Offtopic
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1 RespuestaF[i][/i]ucking necrobump, bitchaaaaas! 30% OFF SALE, ALL ITEMS!
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1 Respuesta*I stumble into the store, holding a toaster against my groin as I groan out the words* "Help... Me..." "The instructions... Were unclear..."
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1 RespuestaThis here's a stick up, yah see? Now hands over all the money's you's gots in dat der register and nobody gets hurt!
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6 RespuestasSubway?
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1 RespuestaI need some condoms, a 12 pack of beer, a bottle of honey, zipties, dog food, some slimjims, and pack of blank CDs.
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11 Respuestas
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1 RespuestaI need a tube of lubricant, some tissues, and a Justin Bieber CD. No questions, just [b]DO IT!!![/b]
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3 RespuestasThe Mac's near me don't have Subways :/
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1 RespuestaI'm robbing the store! Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur.
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3 Respuestas20 Marlboro reds please. You look around to get the cigarettes, many coloured packets blanching in the cold blue light of neon strips. Everything is the same under that unrelenting light, shadow and proportion gone, everything is flat. Unreal. Your life is one long undifferentiated moment of cold blue neon misery. Everything smells clean. Dead. You turn, cigarettes in hand, these thoughts passing through the fog of your mind in an instant instantly forgot. I turn into a dragon and eat you RAAWR
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OP is expert larper.
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Do you like ARR PEE?
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2 Respuestas*walks in and confiscates the Poptarts*
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2 RespuestasRural? Your alone? Canada? Raid the store and hop the border before you wake up
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1 Respuesta/walks to the counter with an bolt-action sniper [i]Should of drank doritos, casual.[/i] /360 no scopes you
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2 Respuestas*comes in and crosses arms over the counter* .... I'm looking for.... Pablo *thunder crackles *
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18 RespuestasKnock knooooooock....
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15 Respuestas
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6 RespuestasCan I get a bag of skittles and some poutine.
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1 RespuestaGG OP no re
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3 Respuestas*shits on cashiers face while he's asleep on the job*
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6 RespuestasSuddenly I giant dick worm wiggles through the door, it ejaculates acid seamen on everyone and they all melt along with the store... THE ENDED!
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11 Respuestas*kicks door in* EVERYONE HANDS UP THIS IS A ROBBERY *aims gold deagle at you* FILL THIS BAG WITH MONEY *hands you a bag*
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12 RespuestasShow up in a trench coat, open, with a tartan shirt in jeans, with leather boots, I walk with a slight limp in my right leg, while my right boot squishes with every step, and I smell.... bloody...
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1 Respuesta"For a small town in a rural area there sure are all lot of weird people." (I said to the OP) *takes out katakana* Now give me your MONEY, SHOW ME THE stash of Mountain Dew and Cheetos!!!!! *goes to counter and pays* Thanks! *leaves* [spoiler]Am I doing it right? :"([/spoiler]
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15 RespuestasI can have these chips and soda for free?
